Shop Talk
Are you for real?
So I just had a couple of callers that really made me question my level of consciousness because stuff this STUPID or bizarre shouldn't happen when you're awake.
The first one went something like this...
"Thank you for calling BigPink, my name is Niki, may I have your name please?"
"I'm being a deadbet this week and I won't be able to pay my bill until ________."
"Ok."
"Is my phone going to be cut off."
"I have no idea, let me get you to care so they can access your account."
And then...
"Thank you for calling BigPink, my name is Niki, may I have your name please?"
"Uhh... I wad jus fillin out dis rebate ting an it be axen foe da modle numba. What dat? Dis SKU or is it da I-M-E-I?"
"They're asking for the model...
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The first one went something like this...
"Thank you for calling BigPink, my name is Niki, may I have your name please?"
"I'm being a deadbet this week and I won't be able to pay my bill until ________."
"Ok."
"Is my phone going to be cut off."
"I have no idea, let me get you to care so they can access your account."
And then...
"Thank you for calling BigPink, my name is Niki, may I have your name please?"
"Uhh... I wad jus fillin out dis rebate ting an it be axen foe da modle numba. What dat? Dis SKU or is it da I-M-E-I?"
"They're asking for the model...
(continues)
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I keep tying. That's what I do between calls sometimes, it write sections of the book. I get bored really really easily though.
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Dunno if you'll like it... dunno if I'll like it!
It's fantasy... Elf-Dwarf-Dragon type fantasy... mostly just stuff we did when I was on a UO RP shard... My boyfriend was telling me about his Eve character and how he runs this corp...
That got me thinking about when we played on Ultima Online... and I ended up with this big group of other Elves following me around because I wound up as the High Priestess of the Elf God (who's name I cannot recall anymore so I make it up when I'm writing.) and then my character got married to this guy they ended up making King... good times. But the BF was saying I should write it so I just kinda started writing.
It's fantasy... Elf-Dwarf-Dragon type fantasy... mostly just stuff we did when I was on a UO RP shard... My boyfriend was telling me about his Eve character and how he runs this corp...
That got me thinking about when we played on Ultima Online... and I ended up with this big group of other Elves following me around because I wound up as the High Priestess of the Elf God (who's name I cannot recall anymore so I make it up when I'm writing.) and then my character got married to this guy they ended up making King... good times. But the BF was saying I should write it so I just kinda started writing.
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i seriously just laughed out loud.. multiple times while reading that. everyone in my store is like "what's so funny?" but since they're about as dumb as the person you were telling us about i decided not to share
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