Shop Talk
This e-mail... (long)
A friend/relative/coworker of mine (You find around here that at least half the people working here are related to SOMEBODY else who works here.) Sent me this, it's supposed to be the transcript of a call to a Qwest call center. I don't know how true it is but it's pretty freaking funny so I figured I'd share.
BEN
It's a great day at Qwest! My name is Ben. How can I help you?
CUSTOMER
Yes, mortal, cower before me and serve the almighty Camaxtli!
BEN
Umm...I'm sorry what was that again?
CUSTOMER
Foolish human! Can you not recognize the power and might of an almighty god?!
BEN
...you're a...god?
CUSTOMER
Of course! I am the great Camaxtli! God of War, Fate and Hunting! Inventor of Fire! Creato...
(continues)
BEN
It's a great day at Qwest! My name is Ben. How can I help you?
CUSTOMER
Yes, mortal, cower before me and serve the almighty Camaxtli!
BEN
Umm...I'm sorry what was that again?
CUSTOMER
Foolish human! Can you not recognize the power and might of an almighty god?!
BEN
...you're a...god?
CUSTOMER
Of course! I am the great Camaxtli! God of War, Fate and Hunting! Inventor of Fire! Creato...
(continues)
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Agreed. If thats a legit transcript then I would have to give props to the Rep that took the call. I would have hung up on the guy.
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if by 'priests' you mean neighbors that dont know how to properly secure their wireless router, than yes.
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Oh my god! You nearly made spit water all over the keyboard.
Does that make me a Goddess if I have 'priests' as well (considering my neighbors have unsecure access as well.)
Does that make me a Goddess if I have 'priests' as well (considering my neighbors have unsecure access as well.)
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Actually it makes your neighbors idiots. Then again, there is no good way to secure wifi... any encryption currently used can be broken in under 15 minutes with just about any laptop.
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All I could think was... at least he seems better spoken than the usual nut-jobs who call in right?
That's worse than they guy who called us and said he was ...
"The Lord Jesus Christ!"
Then asked for free service seeing how he was the savior of mankind.
That's worse than they guy who called us and said he was ...
"The Lord Jesus Christ!"
Then asked for free service seeing how he was the savior of mankind.
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even JC needs to stay connected to those who mean the most! 🤣
people...
people...
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when someone says that they're jesus and they need service, you have to tell them they have the wrong company because 'the iphone is God's phone'!
🤣 😈
🤣 😈
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PESTER ME NOT WITH YOUR STATEMENTS OF LEGALITIES FOOL!!!
🤣 🤣 🤣
I don't care if it happened like that or at all, that was freakin hilarious!
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That was pretty much my sentiment. Worth it even if it's bogus, it's FUNNY!
This early in the day, I need a giggle. (Never mind what time it is, I HATE mornings... also it's very hard to sleep sometimes with two large dogs using you as their bed so I'm a touch grumpy this morning... the 80 lb lab slept ON my legs last night.)
This early in the day, I need a giggle. (Never mind what time it is, I HATE mornings... also it's very hard to sleep sometimes with two large dogs using you as their bed so I'm a touch grumpy this morning... the 80 lb lab slept ON my legs last night.)
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Hell with that. I need my space to sleep. Our pug has to sleep on the other side of my gf cause he knows he will be moved otherwise.
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I'm "babysitting" for my mom. They are her babies (A Rotweiller and a Lab) since the kids (my brothers and I) have left the house. She has a King bed so there's plenty of space, I'm in the guest room (my old bedroom) which has a Full bed. I can't throw them off, they're already traumatized by having their mommy leave them. The Lab was so upset he was sick (last time I wasn't able to watch them they had to go to a kennel, which they Did Not Like...) So my mom pays me ridiculous amounts of money to spend a week at her house to basically have a puppy-pile with them at night so they don't feel so abandoned... so she's basically paying me to be a doggy-bed.
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I guess that wouldn't be that bad then. Money has a way of making things alright. 🤣
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OMG I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
and did any one notice he had nothing to complain about and accepted not recieving anything for FREE???
and did any one notice he had nothing to complain about and accepted not recieving anything for FREE???
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Then the Qwest Tech did a bang up job didn't he? He passed and really will be blessed. Nothing harmed though by playing up to the caller even if he was just loopy or just joshing around.
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nik, i'm so sorry but i think you and all your calls from kooks and nut jobs just got your asses trumped, owned, pwned and pwnd by that on call!!!!!
If it's real, but even if it's not it's still funny as hell!!!!
If it's real, but even if it's not it's still funny as hell!!!!
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Judging by the look in your face jestcuzzgrl I think it was you who called in. You look like the spawn of satan.
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Except the caller was a god...
Satan spawn wears a wizard hat and only has D&D inspired sex convos
Satan spawn wears a wizard hat and only has D&D inspired sex convos
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