Shop Talk
What a b*tch!
Ok, in our store, we have a bathroom. After working here for a year and a half, I have seen some nasty things in our bathroom after we let the customers use it. So I complained and complained until finally, they let us put an "Employess Only" sign on the door. That gives us the right to let whoever we want use the bathroom.
So there was a lady in the store today returning a phone. Her kids were unruly and all over the place. I don't like kids anyway, so seeing them pull all of the phones off the display and mess with our water dispenser made me even more mad, so I walked into the back room. My co-worker was the one doing the return, and he was on the phone cancelling the service. So the lady comes to the door and asks me if I have a restro...
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So there was a lady in the store today returning a phone. Her kids were unruly and all over the place. I don't like kids anyway, so seeing them pull all of the phones off the display and mess with our water dispenser made me even more mad, so I walked into the back room. My co-worker was the one doing the return, and he was on the phone cancelling the service. So the lady comes to the door and asks me if I have a restro...
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Oh Lord, you aren't the one who thinks it's normal to pee in the sink, are you!??!
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I pee in the sink sometimes, but I hate my apartment management and my downstairs neighbors.
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...so you pee in the sink in spite of them? What, does your management regularly check your bathroom sink to see if you pee in it? 🤨
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They probably do.
Even though I know it doesn't, I like to pretend my pee goes into their showers and washing machines.
Even though I know it doesn't, I like to pretend my pee goes into their showers and washing machines.
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🤣 Still that is kinda gross. Don't you ever accidentally drop your toothbrush in the sink? Or something like that? Why don't you just pee in a trashbag and then set it in front of your neighbor's door one night and then (OOPS!) poke a hole in it?
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Cus then I'd have to smell it, and I actually don't ever drop my toothbrush into the sink.
I do clean my sink though.
I do clean my sink though.
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I had one of my phones on my belt while I was taking a ****, and it slid off and hit the log.
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Unfortunately, there was also piss in the toilet, so it got water damage too. It actually worked after about a week so it was good.
That Audiovox 8910 was a trooper though. It was missing half the buttons and you could see they circuit board from the side.
That Audiovox 8910 was a trooper though. It was missing half the buttons and you could see they circuit board from the side.
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Human waste is considered a Hazardous Material. Next time this happens to you, leave it be, call in a professional Hazardous Material cleaning service, and send the bill (which is rather expensive) to the customers address 😁
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Good idea, but I highly doubt my management would go for that. They's rather just have me clean it up 😕
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In my old store I swear to you I had someone blow a line of coke off our sink in the bathroom. Never again will I let anyone use our bathroom. 😳
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Yeah. I'm happy to say that it's been over a decade since I had a job description that included 'clean restrooms'. Some people appear to be... poorly socialised at best.
Worst thing I ever found was a... uh... adult toy that someone abandoned. It was of a rather penetrative nature and of immense proportions.
More alarmingly... it was found in the men's room.
Worst thing I ever found was a... uh... adult toy that someone abandoned. It was of a rather penetrative nature and of immense proportions.
More alarmingly... it was found in the men's room.
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Considering the dimensions of this device, I find myself wondering if you're actually the goatse guy.
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The moral to this story is: NEVER feel sorry for a customer. Ever. Nothing good ever comes of that.
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Make them sign an agreement that they will clean up any unreasonable mess, (and note that the store agent who signs with the customer may decide what is unreasonable.) or be charged a $15 service fee before letting them in.
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Or even say that there is a $15 deposit and if the bathroom is unreasonably messy they don't get it back.
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