Shop Talk
Does my f*cking sign say Qwest?
Me: 😳
Custy: They said it'd be here, I lost my Qwest phone yesterday...
Me: Qwest is the kiosk NEXT to ours...
Custy: *peering at sign*...*takes off*
Me: *loading pistol*
Author's note: My kiosk has a huge sign over it that says "VERIZON AUTHORIZED DEALER"