Shop Talk
dont you know who i am
i had a custy come in today
Customer: my phone isnt working
Me: well the phone split in two, you have insurence so i can give you the info
Customer: the phone isnt split in two
Me: well i can tell it was because the ribbon is hanging out the side, someone just tried to put it back together
Customer: well dont you know who i am and how much i pay this company
Me: well you dont pay me, and you still have to go through the insurence
Customer: let me see your manager!!!!!
Me: Sure no problem
10 min later the customer walks out of the store with the insurence info.....
god i love these people
Customer: my phone isnt working
Me: well the phone split in two, you have insurence so i can give you the info
Customer: the phone isnt split in two
Me: well i can tell it was because the ribbon is hanging out the side, someone just tried to put it back together
Customer: well dont you know who i am and how much i pay this company
Me: well you dont pay me, and you still have to go through the insurence
Customer: let me see your manager!!!!!
Me: Sure no problem
10 min later the customer walks out of the store with the insurence info.....
god i love these people
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My favorite is "I was just here yesterday and that's not what they told me!"
"Sir, I was here from open to close yesterday, and you were never here."
True story.
"Sir, I was here from open to close yesterday, and you were never here."
True story.
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Ditto, I've done that a couple of times.
The way our stores work, one or two people work open to close. Therefore, when someone says the guy here yesterday said this, it's really easy to figure out who that was.
The way our stores work, one or two people work open to close. Therefore, when someone says the guy here yesterday said this, it's really easy to figure out who that was.
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