Shop Talk
unf***'n believable
so the VERY FIRST customer that i talked to today basically took it upon himself to piss me off for the whole day. Went like this...
m=me
fr=f'n retard
m- hey, hows it going today?
fr- just looking
m- oh... if you have any questions just give me a holler
fr- i hate it when you cell phone people harass customers that walk by
me- well sir, if you have been walking around this mall for the last 5 years we have been open, you will have noticed that we dont yell at anybody in this mall, and you are thinking of mobile solutions down the hall
fr- well to me, you are all the same
m- (now im starting to get pissed) is there any questions i can help you out with
fr- nope (then he left)
its the little prick in the green ...
(continues)
m=me
fr=f'n retard
m- hey, hows it going today?
fr- just looking
m- oh... if you have any questions just give me a holler
fr- i hate it when you cell phone people harass customers that walk by
me- well sir, if you have been walking around this mall for the last 5 years we have been open, you will have noticed that we dont yell at anybody in this mall, and you are thinking of mobile solutions down the hall
fr- well to me, you are all the same
m- (now im starting to get pissed) is there any questions i can help you out with
fr- nope (then he left)
its the little prick in the green ...
(continues)
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haha oh mobile pollution I was at the mall a few weeks ago talking with my Fiancee when I hear one of the mobile solution monkeys yell at us...
"Hey get a T-Mobile phone and save some money!"
I replied with...
"Beat my T-Mobile dealer plan MotherF***er!"
oh I hate third parties
"Hey get a T-Mobile phone and save some money!"
I replied with...
"Beat my T-Mobile dealer plan MotherF***er!"
oh I hate third parties
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Oh, man. I wish I had been there. He would have looked at me and the face I would have given him would have made his brain shrivel into a raisin.
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wow what a celluracist! Your all the same? WTF what do you mean YOU PEOPLE!
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Probably just some prick that's having a bad day.
It's what we get for living in cake-eaterville. Pricks who think they're better than everyone else.
It's what we get for living in cake-eaterville. Pricks who think they're better than everyone else.
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DONT YOU KNOW I MAKE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A DAY IM BETTER THAN YOU!
... 🤨 i can with the click of my mouse suspend your service change your phone number change your account password and flag your account for investigation by the fraud department without breaking a sweat... say hello to cell god...
... 🤨 i can with the click of my mouse suspend your service change your phone number change your account password and flag your account for investigation by the fraud department without breaking a sweat... say hello to cell god...
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hey ondisplay, this is my best friend jack
how come i never see you punched in anymore, i thought you came back?
how come i never see you punched in anymore, i thought you came back?
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