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I'm gonna renege a cell phone license
The same lady comes in EVERY Monday morning with a problem. It's always, "My phone isn't working! Help!" Last week I had to teach her to use the power button. This week she'd locked her keypad (bar phone) and didn't know how to unlock it. Then she couldn't find her missed calls and after I showed her she swore she never checked her calls like that before.
Of course, before she left she asked, "Is all this in that little book that comes with the phone?" Yes ma'am, it is, but if you haven't read it in the two years you've already owned your phone you're not going to fool me into thinking you're going to read it now.
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longsleeves said:
Give her a firefly with a bomb inside.
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That would be the smallest bomb in history... 👀 🤣
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give her the Jitterbug the old bag
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And she activated at an other stre, she just comes to yours to pay bills and bother you with stupid questions.
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She got her phone back in 2004, from wal mart.
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grabs fire torch and pitchfork...
IM GOING TO WAL MART WHO'S COMING WITH ME?!!?
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Charge a $3 Service fee for your time.
Or say " we do exept tips" lol.. j/k
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