Shop Talk
Customer Names part 2
good thing you started a new thread. the first was getting a little out of control.
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I have a friend who keeps a list of the weird names she and her friends hear actually, so probably not.
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Could we reply to the preceding post then instead of all replying to the original?
Makes it such a pain to read 🙄
Makes it such a pain to read 🙄
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I completely agree, and because the numbskulls have set up that Deep Freeze software every day I come in and can't remember where I left off because the links don't change to the 'read' color.
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Harry and Sharon Peters. Account's under Sharon. I loved asking her....Are you Sharon Peters. 🤣
No ****.
Will
No ****.
Will
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James Butts.. called in to add his wife as an authorized user so she could go into the store and upgrade..
Me: Okay what is your wife's name?
Custie: Amanda
Me: Okay Amanda *is about to put the last name as Butts when..*
Custie: Oh! My wife has a different last name its *insert non weird name*
Me: *thinking.. Oh gee hmmm I wonder why her last name is different.. oh yeah! I wouldn't want to marry into the name Butts!* 🤣
poor woman.. and also the poor children they may have.. hopefully the wife has them take her name as well.. imaginr the teasing these kids will get 😳
Me: Okay what is your wife's name?
Custie: Amanda
Me: Okay Amanda *is about to put the last name as Butts when..*
Custie: Oh! My wife has a different last name its *insert non weird name*
Me: *thinking.. Oh gee hmmm I wonder why her last name is different.. oh yeah! I wouldn't want to marry into the name Butts!* 🤣
poor woman.. and also the poor children they may have.. hopefully the wife has them take her name as well.. imaginr the teasing these kids will get 😳
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ooh ooh i almost forgot this kinda odd one..
Pepsi Rosario..
Me: *cough* Excuse me ma'am what did you say your name was?!
Custie: Pepsi..
Me:*acct pulls up sure enough the first name is Pepsi* 😳
Pepsi Rosario..
Me: *cough* Excuse me ma'am what did you say your name was?!
Custie: Pepsi..
Me:*acct pulls up sure enough the first name is Pepsi* 😳
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I used to work for Office Depot and one of my duties as Lead Stock/Tech Consultant was to review apps as they were handed in and I had to do a double take when I looked at one young ladies job app...good looking girl, hispanic...
me- I just want to make sure everything is fill out properly..(lookiing at only the first name), 'Tequila'? 😕
app - yes.
m- ok I think everything looks good here, but I just want to make sure that when my hiring manager calls you or for references I just want to make sure I have your last name pronounced correctly. what is the correct way to say it?
app- Quiervo (kee yair' voh)
😳 😳
m- ok thank you tequila, we might be in touch with you. {there is no smiley on here that bites its ton...
(continues)
me- I just want to make sure everything is fill out properly..(lookiing at only the first name), 'Tequila'? 😕
app - yes.
m- ok I think everything looks good here, but I just want to make sure that when my hiring manager calls you or for references I just want to make sure I have your last name pronounced correctly. what is the correct way to say it?
app- Quiervo (kee yair' voh)
😳 😳
m- ok thank you tequila, we might be in touch with you. {there is no smiley on here that bites its ton...
(continues)
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Would have been funnier if his last name was Taco.
Once saw a prepay account under the name "Angel Dust"
Once saw a prepay account under the name "Angel Dust"
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last name was mohrman. i found it humorous.
and yes, guy who sits next to me, i brought this thread back from the dead. haha!
and yes, guy who sits next to me, i brought this thread back from the dead. haha!
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I had a richard Sex..He was pretty old and his 70 year old wife kept calling him DICK..SO I couldn't help chuckling that his name was DICK SEX
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blizone said:
🤣 😎 That is cute... 🤣
I think its time I called bullsh!t
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go ahead, I am not kidding, it has been an ongoing joke for a few years now at this store. I always wondered who would name their kid richard if your last name was sex, but maybe Dick was not such a bad word 70 years ago?
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