Shop Talk
You only pay for what you use
He counters with the usual "My F***ING bill is SO high" line. I have his account up. They have the 700 min family plan but talk about 2000 mins per month.
I tell him I'd be happpy to get him on a price plan that would ultimately save him several hundred dollars per month. He says I'm just trying to rip him off and he's not going to have an extra $40 added to his plan (forgetting that his current bills are at least and extra $400-$500 in OVERAGE plus texting...
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Try explaining the concept of prorations over the phone sometime, if you haven't had the pleasure.
Our training department sets aside nearly a full week of the initial wireless class just on that concept alone. First hurdle: Making sure the employees understand it. Second: Explaining it to someone else.
Also, want to start an argument with a customer over the phone? Use the very accurate phrase : "We bill one month in advance." That statement is almost invariably followed by "whatchoo mean?", and lots of screaming.
I've also pointed out to a few folks who still gave me crap for it that month in advance billing means if they happen to be late on ONE bill, they will still be charged a late fee, but they usually won't see their service suspended. Of course, after making a statement like that, I always have to point out the importance of paying the bill on time and the fact that if they are late EVERY month, all bets are off. It's very rare that I ever mention that scenario, but I've had to use it on a few people to settle them down.
we are trying to help if youre too f***ing ignorant to realize that then you go f*** yourself...
damn i hate people today...
they think you're trying to con them and all you are doing is being nice...
i can only lead myself to start thinking that maybe i shouldn't be nice? 😕