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MrAbstracto

Apr 25, 2007, 7:21 PM
I just talked to a custy, last name Chisum...
It was soooo hard not to laugh...

What names have you encountered that made you crack up?
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blizone

Apr 25, 2007, 7:30 PM
Juenacula

Dunbury

Micaletoa

Nifus

and the list goes on and on.
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jruel

Apr 25, 2007, 7:32 PM
Kum Beaker

Corporate called me atleast 10 times after I created her account thinking it was a mistake or I was being a jerk.
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MrAbstracto

Apr 25, 2007, 7:36 PM
Laughing oh man that is a good one.
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xmatt02x

Apr 25, 2007, 7:38 PM
Jaafar
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bdizzle

Apr 26, 2007, 12:04 PM
I have had a gentleman named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed, and a lady named Pippi Pippi.

The best though was a prepaid customer with the last name, everybodytalksabout. I thought he was making it up, so I verified ID, and it was legit.

A couple months later on the news there was a car crash, where a teenage driver was drunk, and killed someone. The teenagers last name was Everybodytalksabout. I have to assume it was my customers son
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Noodleman17

Apr 27, 2007, 5:10 PM
Lol. is that for real? Thats crazy!!
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yoshi04p

Apr 26, 2007, 2:41 PM
Dwight Shrute
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BigShowJB

May 31, 2007, 12:53 PM
how do you not get your ass kicked in school daily with a name like that?
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yellowandblack

Apr 25, 2007, 7:38 PM
Mike Negro...he was white
...probably would have been more ironic if he was black
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craptacularwireless

Apr 30, 2007, 4:26 PM
His middle name is probably Aint.
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crystal

May 17, 2007, 11:24 AM
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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blizone

Apr 25, 2007, 7:41 PM
Bundliogaba

Zenjo-jihana

Makwanna- kuhmar

Islabando

Leviputnip

Shamus-lowe

I can keep goin and goin.
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MrAbstracto

Apr 25, 2007, 7:43 PM
Hung-Deep.
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blizone

Apr 25, 2007, 7:44 PM
You're kidding me right? There is no way such a name can exist, right? Laughing
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MrAbstracto

Apr 25, 2007, 7:45 PM
I think he was philipino.
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blizone

Apr 25, 2007, 7:45 PM
Laughing
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blizone

Apr 25, 2007, 7:45 PM
Then again this rich little japanese guy who just bought some land next to my uncle's ranch is named Hung Lo Jupan Laughing
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MrAbstracto

Apr 25, 2007, 7:46 PM
hahahaha
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blizone

Apr 25, 2007, 7:49 PM
Yeah the sad part about it is he is actually a white guy who happened to be adopted by a japanese family when he was a little boy.

So it looks funnier than it sounds. Laughing

I mean can you picture a man who is 6' 3'' dirty blonde hair with like bluish green eyes talking to you in japanese with a name like Hung Lo Jupan? Laughing

The thought of it should make you piss your pants laughing. Very Happy
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MrAbstracto

Apr 25, 2007, 7:56 PM
You owe me a new pair of pants.
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blizone

Apr 25, 2007, 8:06 PM
No ask Mr. Jupan he is the one with all the money. Laughing
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jestcuzzgrl

May 31, 2007, 1:31 PM
Shocked
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cingcing

Apr 25, 2007, 8:01 PM
Mr. Rektalick
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ABLINDKID

Apr 25, 2007, 9:07 PM
so this customer signed into our list as dim, so i called him and i was helping him and looking at his account i couldnt help but to laugh after i read the name on the account was dim hung long, as soon as i read it i said excuse me for one second and went back to the tech room and hit the floor laughing, and i was laughing so hard my co worker had to help him out
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Q_Q_Q

Apr 25, 2007, 10:22 PM
Shocked thats my ex's last name
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1jadedgrrl

Apr 25, 2007, 10:53 PM
had a guy named BUZZ COX start up service with me! no lies!
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Foamy

Apr 26, 2007, 9:16 AM
Prissy Kuntz

Ida Forget

Jane Rape
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Iammobile

Apr 26, 2007, 9:18 AM
Jim Kuntz
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chainsaw

Apr 26, 2007, 11:34 AM
girls last name was horsey.

a lady the other day her name was patty fest.
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lexi0707

Apr 26, 2007, 11:39 AM
greaseadic
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chainsaw

Apr 26, 2007, 3:15 PM
Laughing
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M15TER P1NK

Apr 26, 2007, 11:39 AM
J. Cuccia
Ponounced (BY THE CUSTOMER) (coo-chie)
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craptacularwireless

Apr 30, 2007, 4:32 PM
Doesn't even know how to pronounce his own last name. That last name is actually pronounced coo-chah, unless there's an accent on the i in which case it would be pronounced coo-chiah.
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PhoneyName

Apr 26, 2007, 3:03 PM
The name Fuchs is very common here... it rhymes with "nukes", but most people don't realize it... I like to watch cashiers fumble with it.
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phoneyphonephone

Apr 26, 2007, 3:39 PM
Funkee Salami.

Ok, actually that was a co-workers.
But still. Drooling
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cody-craig

Apr 26, 2007, 4:54 PM
im in flagstaff so i get a lot of custys from the rez. my favorite is leo manygoats but we see begay, yazzie, nez, tsosie, neztsosie, goatsson, tsinniginnie, the list goes on
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Dj Podmaster

Apr 26, 2007, 5:18 PM
Andy Pest I thought it was a joke but it was legal.

I get alot of russian last names with about 20 letters in them.
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madisongrey

Apr 26, 2007, 5:22 PM
Jitianu Harding-Peanou

Seriously. i was laughing.
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Dj Podmaster

Apr 26, 2007, 5:27 PM
just going through my stores database, so far i found 2 people with "Balsonya".
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OfAMightDivine

Apr 27, 2007, 12:08 PM
We have a few with the last name "***gette" It's pronounced "Fah-GEE-Tah".
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craptacularwireless

Apr 30, 2007, 4:30 PM
I bet it's really pronounced fahzhette. It's a French name.
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motodude69

Apr 27, 2007, 12:22 PM
Huy Fuqua.


Pronounced (we fu-q)
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Wireless Buddy

Apr 30, 2007, 4:18 PM
Are you kidding me? That's funny.
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frankiewawa

May 21, 2007, 9:17 AM
I'm about to start calling BS on some people...
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MrAbstracto

Apr 27, 2007, 12:48 PM
Mrs Bongco.
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djdelay

Apr 27, 2007, 12:56 PM
I had a customer named Dominator Juarez once.
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MrAbstracto

Apr 27, 2007, 12:58 PM
Laughing
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madisongrey

Apr 27, 2007, 1:18 PM
just had one mark lynn accfiuraur-gomez
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xmatt02x

Apr 27, 2007, 7:40 PM
customer that just called in has the last name "longerbone"
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MrAbstracto

Apr 27, 2007, 7:59 PM
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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MrAbstracto

Apr 30, 2007, 6:56 PM
First name: Tokey. Laughing
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monkeyracer

Apr 30, 2007, 8:31 PM
can't even tell you about how hard it was to keep from laughing. This is her legal name.

Now, what's best is she knew what her name would be after she married, and still married the guy.

This is no joke too, look it up in yellowpages.com for colorado springs...
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madisongrey

Apr 30, 2007, 8:37 PM
cluworas seaflulo


weird..

sounded, i dunno, jaimacian
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UOQuack

May 1, 2007, 9:56 AM
This isnt a customer name, but still funny/sad.

My brother used to work for a youth challenge academy, basically for kids who get in trouble. He had a young lady at the school whose first name was, spelled phonetically, Va-gee-na. Her brilliant parents named the poor girl Vagina, and gave it a different pronunciation. No wonder she was in trouble all the time.
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MrAbstracto

May 2, 2007, 5:21 PM
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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motodude69

May 3, 2007, 9:14 AM
That puts me in the mood to eat out...

I'm thinking Wendy's? Drooling
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Kyrillion

May 1, 2007, 10:27 AM
I've had a Harry Sachs
But the best by far was Mike Hunt, when he called he said it as if it were one word, I had to put him on hold while I laughed
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scorpiogirl

May 7, 2007, 12:21 PM
I know of at least 2 people with that name! Laughing
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Foamy

May 2, 2007, 9:47 AM
Just had this one.

Sik Hung Lam Laughing
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CallMeT

May 2, 2007, 10:05 AM
Dude I just had custy leave named Janet Latoya Jackson! wtf was her mom thinking?! Confused
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cro84

May 2, 2007, 5:24 PM
Veryluz cox, No lie
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MrAbstracto

May 2, 2007, 5:30 PM
Laughing
these are great. keep them coming.
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cro84

May 2, 2007, 5:34 PM
Alethia Pusey, She pronounced it differently than i did.I Printed out the recipt and hung it on the back wall
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jestcuzzgrl

May 2, 2007, 5:10 PM
I swear. right now I am speaking to him. Shocked
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MrAbstracto

May 2, 2007, 5:21 PM
sweet. Laughing
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jarcher2828

May 2, 2007, 5:35 PM
Three Brothers that used to live in Lake Elsinore, CA. Born of stoner parents were named

Guner

Rocket

And Laser

Last name Wiser

No Joke!
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MrAbstracto

May 2, 2007, 6:25 PM
Laughing Laughing Laughing ...
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Enamored777

May 23, 2007, 8:14 PM
stonner parents? more like tweakers if their coming from lake smellsinore, ca. Laughing i'm pretty sure everyone down there has their very own meth lab Shocked
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BigShowJB

May 31, 2007, 5:53 PM
Uncle Bud, and his midget son of the same name; Bud Light
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CoCoBananas

May 2, 2007, 7:37 PM
I had a dude who's first name was Poindexter the other day.....I can't remember his last name tho.....

It made me smile
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bvillecell

May 3, 2007, 2:56 PM
Ok, I can't believe I am about to do this because this lady is my customer but works for my husband...

Katy Butts

There, I did it...enjoy!
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MrAbstracto

May 3, 2007, 2:58 PM
Please tell me she has a brother/son/husband named Harry.
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bvillecell

May 3, 2007, 3:04 PM
I don't know. But the sad thing is...I think that's her ex-husband's name and she kept it. I've never had the nerve to ask what her maiden name was. It had to be something really bad!
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e_k_215

May 3, 2007, 3:20 PM
Constance Farder Surprised
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MrAbstracto

May 3, 2007, 3:23 PM
tee hee hee
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scorpiogirl

May 7, 2007, 12:17 PM
There is a customer named Dr. Kutche (pronounced coo-che). Guess what kind of doctor he is? Yep he is a OB-GYN.
Another doctor in the area is Dr. keister (I think that is how to spell it pronounced key-ster) that you guessed it, is also an OB-GYN!
Gotta love my area!
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e_k_215

May 8, 2007, 1:46 PM
HA! Your "area." That's hilarious.
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BigShowJB

May 31, 2007, 6:01 PM
I'm sure i could get to love your area too!!!!
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p_ariel

May 12, 2007, 11:26 PM
it's not really funny I just thought I;d post a name up HOW YIU CHOI WONG Confused
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Heather

May 15, 2007, 7:52 PM
Comes at night


And that is no joke either!
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frankiewawa

May 21, 2007, 9:30 AM
I am definitly calling bulls**t on you. I need proof.
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aavera

May 21, 2007, 4:37 PM
Seriously, I get that one too!I live in Montana and there are a lot of Indians here (feather not dot) that still have the tribal last names i.e.

Bull Horn
Metcalf
Comes At Night
Talking Eagle
Talks About is another good one

Smile
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txsolitairesgirl

May 15, 2007, 8:03 PM
Glasscock.
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Animosity_Reigns

May 16, 2007, 12:11 PM
Harry Sackrider......I lost it Laughing
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oudidntkn0w

May 21, 2007, 12:06 AM
i would have died Surprised Laughing Laughing
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kapwww

May 17, 2007, 8:22 AM
Fuchs

long U, ch pronounced like a k

I had to ask how to pronounce it before calling credit to determine if the $1000 deposit could be lowered at all. It made total sense...
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mapleleaf88

May 17, 2007, 9:23 AM
OYUNTULKHUUR SOSORBARAM
KOCTANTINOS ADAMOU
RADHAKRIHNAN JAYARAMAN


These are all names that made me go "Hi, can I speak to... Shocked Surprised Paranoid ... the person in charge of the sprint/nextel account please?"
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M15TER P1NK

May 17, 2007, 10:24 AM
My friend Sonic works for Fed Ex... he was picking up from a korean gentileman... when he asked what the name was the man replied

Rei Ping Yu
(pronounced ray ping you)

Shocked

Not today you arent...
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frankiewawa

May 21, 2007, 8:59 AM
LOL! I wish my name was that. Laughing Very Happy
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fozzyface

May 17, 2007, 1:01 PM
Just had Zahid Butt. Not that funny, but it made me laugh.
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Phone Drone

May 17, 2007, 5:00 PM
Ok this is my first post so ..... BOOYAKA!!! So far the most memorable names have been from both agents and customers. I've had a transfer from someone with last name Raper, (Dude, if yer reading this, take yer wife's name instead cuz yer name is freaky). I had a customer who's last name was Cummer ......... no really. I think the icing on the cake was from a couple of weeks ago. I get a transfer from a store agent who tells me the customers name. After a slight pause exercising great restraint and self control to prevent laughter, I inform that I'm ready to speak to the customer. Now normally, I still verify the name and last 4 of the social, but unfortunately for this call that protocol was out the window and I just verified the last 4 di...
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warrantyjockey

May 17, 2007, 5:54 PM
I talked to an agent named Richard Weiner
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frankiewawa

May 19, 2007, 5:07 PM
Guy gave me his ID for credit check and his last name was buttkiss or butkiss. something like that. I had to try hard to hold it in. Laughing Laughing
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wearyrep

May 20, 2007, 10:11 PM
richard skinner
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BigShowJB

May 31, 2007, 5:47 PM
does he work for Superintendent Chalmers?
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Phone Drone

May 22, 2007, 12:37 PM
I just talked to Ming Kong. No relation to King or Donkey. Sad
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Foamy

May 22, 2007, 12:44 PM
Anne Krapp
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Stdngnmddleuvmal

May 22, 2007, 12:56 PM
My most recent & one of my favorites was Wang Wang. To his credit he went by something like Wang Li Wang or Wang ?? Wang, but either way was memorable. Kinda like Ricky Bobby just in Chinese...
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warrantyjockey

May 22, 2007, 9:07 PM
i just had a customer named Vince Lombardi and no he wasnt a ghost ha ha
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SprintFTW

May 23, 2007, 9:54 PM
Wol Bol
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wearyrep

May 24, 2007, 5:08 AM
ok seriously...no joke at all

Jesus Christ Hallelujah Shocked
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p_ariel

May 24, 2007, 8:57 AM
BRAD TITTS
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p_ariel

May 24, 2007, 9:00 AM
woops i didn't mean to reply that to your thread but that is a crazy name!
if that had been a name i'd gotten over the phone i would have been tempted to ask "..Jesus.. is that you..?" Shocked
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frankiewawa

May 24, 2007, 12:41 PM
Just had a guy who was very laugh happy come in...


... with the name "Peter Tourtelotte".

me - Name onthe account?
cus - "Peter turd-alot"

Thats how he pronounced it. So funny, lol. Very Happy
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c1ngular3p

May 24, 2007, 1:56 PM
i had some customers come in and i greeted them and asked for their names...they gave me (umpha leh leh and her cousin meh leh) hahahaha!!!
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BeckyMobile

May 24, 2007, 5:58 PM
Shocked

For you Harry Potter Fans out there I just got someone named...

Thomas Marvolo

Surprised
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fozzyface

May 30, 2007, 8:47 AM
I just spoke with a customer who's last name was Moron.
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fozzyface

May 30, 2007, 1:53 PM
Just had a customer who's first name was PHUC. Very Happy I'm guessing it's pronounced Fook?
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babyrayb

May 30, 2007, 3:37 PM
Mathew Wigger
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PayAsYouGo

May 30, 2007, 4:00 PM
David Vacchina Laughing
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blizone

May 30, 2007, 4:04 PM
Theo Wonderlich


I SH*T YOU NOT!!! Laughing
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babyrayb

May 30, 2007, 5:32 PM
EDWIN WOOD
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Phone Drone

May 31, 2007, 12:46 PM
Yewkok Ho
(This customers name doubles as insult)
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BigShowJB

May 31, 2007, 1:01 PM
crystal suwer
john fugate
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BigShowJB

May 31, 2007, 3:35 PM
a friend of minein Jr. high ----
Ed Ward
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DJ Parkay

May 31, 2007, 4:04 PM
There really is a Heywood Jablome out there
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BigShowJB

May 31, 2007, 5:51 PM
Huang Ha (pronounced WANG)
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freephones4all

May 31, 2007, 10:27 PM
Mr. Jackass. For real. Cant remember his first name. And he actually was a jackass.
Dr. Bhoudimon. Pronounced 'boody mon'. He was a proctologist.
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T-Mob

Jun 2, 2007, 5:05 PM
Connie Lingus. Had to listen to the call cuz i did not believe the other Supervisor.
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MrAbstracto

Jun 2, 2007, 5:09 PM
stfu Laughing Laughing
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exoduz

Jun 3, 2007, 4:35 PM
Angelic Pusey

and

Nathan Penix
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BigShowJB

Jun 4, 2007, 4:45 PM
did he go by (g)Nat penix
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shady24

Jun 4, 2007, 9:08 AM
Harry Balls the 3rd Shocked dead serious. "The 3rd" is what put a smile on my face...what is wrong with some people today?
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