Shop Talk
Ghetto mall
So this is how ghetto my mall is that i work at.
Some guy is running after this other guy, they wrestle for a little bit (this is all in the main hallway), one runs away, the other goes to lay down on a bench.
What's so ghetto about that, you may ask?
Well...
The one going to lay on the bench is bleeding!! 😲
Apparently, the other guy stabbed him in his inner thigh!
The blood spurted everywhere, leaving a trail about 30 feet long.
His shoes were completely covered in blood, and they had to cut his pants off.
Some guy is running after this other guy, they wrestle for a little bit (this is all in the main hallway), one runs away, the other goes to lay down on a bench.
What's so ghetto about that, you may ask?
Well...
The one going to lay on the bench is bleeding!! 😲
Apparently, the other guy stabbed him in his inner thigh!
The blood spurted everywhere, leaving a trail about 30 feet long.
His shoes were completely covered in blood, and they had to cut his pants off.
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That isn't ghetto, that's a war zone. I hope you're packing a 9 MM and wearing a Kelvar. Are you sure you're not in an Iraqi mall and stumbled upon a Holy Hijad?
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120% for the month of April so far here. 😁 Granted my quota was 13 (at 16 now) so that's not saying much...
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Jihad... and yeah... i work in a stand alone store but about three months ago this is what went down at the mall up the street from us...
Apparently this kid got jumped the week before which is what led to the following...
O- kid that was responsible for getting the other kid jumped (Offender)
GJ- kid that got jumped (Got Jumped)
O- eating in food court
GJ- in a thermal mask (one of those things that covers half your face when its cold and makes you look like a ninja)
They talk... breifly
GJ-pulls gun, shoots O twice in the stomach once in the shoulder (takes 5 Shots)
Offduity Secret Service agent (known from this point on as SS) Sees exchange pulls weapon.
GJ- turns and sees SS pulling weapon shoots SS in stomach and leg (tak...
(continues)
Apparently this kid got jumped the week before which is what led to the following...
O- kid that was responsible for getting the other kid jumped (Offender)
GJ- kid that got jumped (Got Jumped)
O- eating in food court
GJ- in a thermal mask (one of those things that covers half your face when its cold and makes you look like a ninja)
They talk... breifly
GJ-pulls gun, shoots O twice in the stomach once in the shoulder (takes 5 Shots)
Offduity Secret Service agent (known from this point on as SS) Sees exchange pulls weapon.
GJ- turns and sees SS pulling weapon shoots SS in stomach and leg (tak...
(continues)
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GJs dad is probably an active duty/retired SSA and has grown up around sidearms since he was able to hold a babby rattle. I wouldn't be suprised if he had asked for a Red Ryder BB Gun as a youngster and received a Heckler-Koch XM-29 SABR in it's place.
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So the stabbing was on the news last night. I guess that within the last 38 days, the police have been called to come to our mall...guess how many times?
308!!!! 😲 in 38 days! thats like 10 times/day.
308!!!! 😲 in 38 days! thats like 10 times/day.
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wow........... You know your mall is bad when the security wear bullet proof vests.
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