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Jul 10, 2015, 8:35 AM


(Hadouken dances)

In about 8 and a half hours, I'll be transformed into a very happy person. Right now I'm a Grumpy Gus. Mad

I don't want to be here today.. It's hard to be at work when so much is going on in life. I want to be free!
Basket Case

Jul 4, 2015, 8:17 AM

Happy 4th of July!!!!!!!!!!

Wish I was watching baseball instead of being here!! Laughing
3 replies

Jun 18, 2015, 5:43 PM

I remember when liberals here

would call me paranoid and call me stupid for saying Obama wanted to take my guns. This was back in 08.

I just wanted to say I TOLD YOU SO and I WON THE DEBATE.

That is all.
11 replies

Jul 4, 2015, 5:11 PM

melrhodes and arjune

Dudes, Y U NO TALKY?

Jun 29, 2015, 12:58 PM


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Jun 30, 2015, 8:34 AM

Morning stink

Does your significant other's morning stink smell good to you? Man, I love the way my wife smells after she's been simmering in her sleep.

Jun 26, 2015, 8:31 AM

Oh what a night

somehow my body thought it was a Friday 20 years ago last night.
Basket Case

Jun 18, 2015, 8:56 AM

Good Morning

Nice to know that someone has been in to water the plants while I've been gone.
4 replies

Jun 22, 2015, 6:23 PM


New name for the lounge. Ya likey?
1 reply

Jun 22, 2015, 3:08 PM

Humans are filthy animals

Wash your hands after you poop please, especially at the office!!
2 replies

Jun 15, 2015, 9:41 AM

Monday's are hard

My eyes wont stay open. 4AM is too early for brain activity. No coffee either, dammit!
2 replies

Jun 16, 2015, 9:46 AM

17 months 28 days

I hope you still have the watch I gave you.

Just thinkin of ya phantom.
1 reply
Alpha Male

Jun 13, 2015, 12:16 PM

***Llamapalooza 2015***

Check your inboxes for your evite!

This one will be "off the chain"!
1 reply

Jun 10, 2015, 10:24 PM

Dead horse

(beating it)

Stick a fork in me

Jun 10, 2015, 11:13 AM

Is it cheating?

Okay, you're chillin with your sister in-law and thinks get hawt. You don't touch her and she doesn't touch you, but you watch each other play with yourselves.

Is that cheating?
2 replies

Jun 8, 2015, 9:08 PM

Hey baby, let me clean a spot for you to sit down

(dumps garbage off front seat onto ground)

You know I got game baby.
2 replies

Jun 1, 2015, 10:30 PM

people need to post more

I feel like I'm talking to myself.
11 replies
Basket Case

Jun 4, 2015, 9:45 AM

Good Morning...

How y'all doing?
2 replies

May 27, 2015, 7:50 PM

I'm not hip anymore

Nobody says 'hip' anymore anyways. It's 2015 and I still can't Dougie. My daughter's friends say I look like I'm in my mid-forties. I eat fiber now. Millennials ruined video games for me. I look at a 22 year old woman and think she's too young for me, then I think I'm a pig for even considering. I quit smoking pot because I don't like sharing the joint. All the music I listen to is two decades old or older.
I used to think pagers were the future. Bill Cosby was a comedic genius and everyone hated Bill Gates!

Thank you for baring witness to my mid-life crisis.
7 replies

Jun 3, 2015, 5:58 PM

I tried to get a job at McDonalds when I was young

they didn't hire me because I didn't have enough zits.
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