If T-Mobile could get any past president to endorse
"I was the first president of these united states. I cannot tell a lie, and the screen on this G1 is sharp enough to splinter my wooden teeth."
Abraham Lincoln
"I reunited the union, so why not reunite your family with the blackberry 8900. ::ring:: Hey! I just got a BBM from John Wilks Booth. Good thing I have the preloaded GPS."
Richard Nixon
"I am not a crook, and the stock ticker on my Samsung Memoir should prove it!"