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I'm learning that people are not that bright. Guy comes up to me a month ago. Has a V400 can turn it on. He says he is pushing the the power button and won't go on. I take it and turn it on. He's like...what did you do. I told him...pressed and held the red button for 3 seconds. He was like oh I was pressing the green button. Same guy comes in today. He goes it won't turn on. I've been hitting the bluemiddle/menu) button for hours and won't go on. I press and hold the red button again. He is like I am the dumbest customer ever. I didn't have the heart to respond.
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Aleq said:I used to tell my power defective customers to hold their phone between their inner thighs and hum "Let's Dance" by David Bowie to fix their handsets. Honest.
What an anencephalic person! 🙄 Definitely too stupid to own a cell phone...
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I had a cust. tell me her phone won't charge properly. I asked her if she connects it to the charger. The woman proceeded to tell me that she never used her charger she thought the phone had a solar energy panel on top and that the phone would charge in sunlight.
After I advised her how to use her charger she got me again. She stated that her satelitte must be out because she hadn't had a phone call on the phone yet. I attempted to explain cell sites and that "No, Nasa doesn't need to adjust her satelite." When I checked her account I realized she was giving out her home phone number as her wireless number(she gave me her home no. as her wireless I had to set her straight on that to). There had not been any calls to her phone and an agent ...
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After I advised her how to use her charger she got me again. She stated that her satelitte must be out because she hadn't had a phone call on the phone yet. I attempted to explain cell sites and that "No, Nasa doesn't need to adjust her satelite." When I checked her account I realized she was giving out her home phone number as her wireless number(she gave me her home no. as her wireless I had to set her straight on that to). There had not been any calls to her phone and an agent ...
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I had to explain to a customer were a power button was over the phone...pretty difficult concept for some... 🙄
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I had a cust. tell me her phone won't charge properly. I asked her if she connects it to the charger. The woman proceeded to tell me that she never used her charger she thought the phone had a solar energy panel on top and that the phone would charge in sunlight.
After I advised her how to use her charger she got me again. She stated that her satelitte must be out because she hadn't had a phone call on the phone yet. I attempted to explain cell sites and that "No, Nasa doesn't need to adjust her satelite." When I checked her account I realized she was giving out her home phone number as her wireless number(she gave me her home no. as her wireless I had to set her straight on that to). There had not been a
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Aleq said:Nothing says "Party!" like canapes. Also, bring ammunition.
Cool, invite me and I'll bring canapes! 😎
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muchdrama said:Aleq said:Nothing says "Party!" like canapes. Also, bring ammunition.
Cool, invite me and I'll bring canapes! 😎
Ooh, ooh, how about canapes cleverly made up to look like ammunition? That would be cool... Or ammunition that looks like canapes, to get through security checkpoints and whatnot... 😳
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Aleq said:Well, when the world ends and I'm having to fight off mutant/insane/genetically stupid hybrid rejects using canapes as ammo...you get the picture. Fine, bring grenades.muchdrama said:Aleq said:Nothing says "Party!" like canapes. Also, bring ammunition.
Cool, invite me and I'll bring canapes! 😎
Ooh, ooh, how about canapes cleverly made up to look like ammunition? That would be cool... Or ammunition that looks like canapes, to get through security checkpoints and whatnot... 😳
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muchdrama said:Aleq said:Well, when the world ends and I'm having to fight off mutant/insane/genetically stupid hybrid rejects using canapes as ammo...you get the picture. Fine, bring grenades.muchdrama said:Aleq said:Nothing says "Party!" like canapes. Also, bring ammunition.
Cool, invite me and I'll bring canapes! 😎
Ooh, ooh, how about canapes cleverly made up to look like ammunition? That would be cool... Or ammunition that looks like canapes, to get through security checkpoints and whatnot... 😳
What do you mean "when?" You've just described my LIFE, which is why phoneclones don't disclose the lo...
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Aleq said:...muchdrama said:Aleq said:Well, when the world ends and I'm having to fight off mutant/insane/genetically stupid hybrid rejects using canapes as ammo...you get the picture. Fine, bring grenades.muchdrama said:Aleq said:Nothing says "Party!" like canapes. Also, bring ammunition.
Cool, invite me and I'll bring canapes! 😎
Ooh, ooh, how about canapes cleverly made up to look like ammunition? That would be cool... Or ammunition that looks like canapes, to get through security checkpoints and whatnot... 😳
What do you mean "when?" You've just described my LIFE, which is why ph
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muchdrama said:...Aleq said:muchdrama said:Aleq said:Well, when the world ends and I'm having to fight off mutant/insane/genetically stupid hybrid rejects using canapes as ammo...you get the picture. Fine, bring grenades.muchdrama said:Aleq said:Nothing says "Party!" like canapes. Also, bring ammunition.
Cool, invite me and I'll bring canapes! 😎
Ooh, ooh, how about canapes cleverly made up to look like ammunition? That would be cool... Or ammunition that looks like canapes, to get through security checkpoints and whatnot... 😳
What do you mean "when?" You've jus
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Aleq said:...muchdrama said:Aleq said:muchdrama said:Aleq said:Well, when the world ends and I'm having to fight off mutant/insane/genetically stupid hybrid rejects using canapes as ammo...you get the picture. Fine, bring grenades.muchdrama said:Aleq said:Nothing says "Party!" like canapes. Also, bring ammunition.
Cool, invite me and I'll bring canapes! 😎
Ooh, ooh, how about canapes cleverly made up to look like ammunition? That would be cool... Or ammunition that looks like canapes, to get through security checkpoints and whatnot... 😳
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It's the wistful puppydog looks they get when they're asking--it just disarms me. Usually it's "Oh my god, that smells SO GOOD! What is it?" and me being the polite creature I am, I tell them in exquisite detail, "Oh, this is Thai style chicken in peanut sauce with snow peas and asparagus over short grain white rice left over from my dinner last night, why?" and enjoy the crestfallen looks as they realize they ain't NEVER gonna find it in the Wheel of Death... I'm a jerk, but a very polite one... 🤣
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Aleq said:That's funny. I just snarl and growl and horde my food.
It's the wistful puppydog looks they get when they're asking--it just disarms me. Usually it's "Oh my god, that smells SO GOOD! What is it?" and me being the polite creature I am, I tell them in exquisite detail, "Oh, this is Thai style chicken in peanut sauce with snow peas and asparagus over short grain white rice left over from my dinner last night, why?" and enjoy the crestfallen looks as they realize they ain't NEVER gonna find it in the Wheel of Death... I'm a jerk, but a very polite one... 🤣
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scottmack22 said:
I'm learning that people are not that bright. Guy comes up to me a month ago. Has a V400 can turn it on. He says he is pushing the the power button and won't go on. I take it and turn it on. He's like...what did you do. I told him...pressed and held the red button for 3 seconds. He was like oh I was pressing the green button. Same guy comes in today. He goes it won't turn on. I've been hitting the bluemiddle/menu) button for hours and won't go on. I press and hold the red button again. He is like I am the dumbest customer ever. I didn't have the heart to respond.
In his defense it would seem logically the Green button would be on Red off for some reason....
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