Top 5 butchered names, I've heard customers actually say.
5. SIMS card. I need a new SIMS card.
4. Nukia. I want to see that new Nukia ya'll got.
3. Blueberry. What about that Blueberry, what's it do.
2. Samasung Flipper. Me: I welcome to AT&T how can I help you.
Hoodrat: Yeah, I want to buy that Samasung Flipper; the Sync or whatever it is.
Me: You mean the "Samsung" Sync.
Hoodrat: Yeah, yeah, yeah the Samasung.
Me: No, it's Samsung.
1. Sony Erection/ Sont Excursion I've actually heard this.
Me: What type of phone do you have
Idiot: A Sony Erection
Me: ... A What?
4. Nukia. I want to see that new Nukia ya'll got.
3. Blueberry. What about that Blueberry, what's it do.
2. Samasung Flipper. Me: I welcome to AT&T how can I help you.
Hoodrat: Yeah, I want to buy that Samasung Flipper; the Sync or whatever it is.
Me: You mean the "Samsung" Sync.
Hoodrat: Yeah, yeah, yeah the Samasung.
Me: No, it's Samsung.
1. Sony Erection/ Sont Excursion I've actually heard this.
Me: What type of phone do you have
Idiot: A Sony Erection
Me: ... A What?
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I get blueberry alot, i also get alot of nokeaa, i mean havent these brands been out long enough to know there names. One really funny thing i get alot to is when i look up an account i need phone #, Zip code, And last four, well in my city the area code is 253, everytime when i ask phone number 253-xxx-xxxx, then i ask zip code, i said 253....... idiots
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Wow, people have accents and regional dialect ticks that are not similar to your own.
Imagine that...
Imagine that...
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So it is ok to ridicule those who disagree with you but not ok to joke about someone who butchers the names of some companies.
Thanks Mr. Pot.
Thanks Mr. Pot.
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I just pointed out the obvious. I also thought they were funny.
Your insinuations, like always, are comically absurd and seemingly not based in reality.
Thanks for the laugh again though.
Your insinuations, like always, are comically absurd and seemingly not based in reality.
Thanks for the laugh again though.
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🙂 I have heard SIM cards called Slims cards. Also do you have some ID caller on that phone.
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1. The Highschool senior with the bad acne
2. The Community college drop out
3. The 40yr old virgin
4. The techy obsessed with phones
5. The once highschool nerd prob at DeVry or some mail in degree university 40yrs old still doing a highschool job!
how about that hahahahahahahah which one are you...????!!!
2. The Community college drop out
3. The 40yr old virgin
4. The techy obsessed with phones
5. The once highschool nerd prob at DeVry or some mail in degree university 40yrs old still doing a highschool job!
how about that hahahahahahahah which one are you...????!!!
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1.Q: my screen is blank and it won't work! What's wrong with this thing?
A: turn it on
2.Q: I dropped my phone in the lake, why won't it work?
A: Electronics and water doesn't mix.
3. Q: I've been with AT&T for 3 years and I have to pay for a new phone?
A: I've been eating at McDonald's for 20 yrs. I have to pay for a cheeseburger?
4. Q:My speaker quit! Why can't I hear anyone?
A: Turn up the volume
5. Q: If I pay my $500 deposit due to bad credit, can't I get the phone for free? I'm already giving you $500!
A: sigh
A: turn it on
2.Q: I dropped my phone in the lake, why won't it work?
A: Electronics and water doesn't mix.
3. Q: I've been with AT&T for 3 years and I have to pay for a new phone?
A: I've been eating at McDonald's for 20 yrs. I have to pay for a cheeseburger?
4. Q:My speaker quit! Why can't I hear anyone?
A: Turn up the volume
5. Q: If I pay my $500 deposit due to bad credit, can't I get the phone for free? I'm already giving you $500!
A: sigh
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My favorite:
Female Customer: "I don't get no conception out of my celica phone."
Me (trying to correct nicely): "So you're not getting any reception from your cellular phone?"
Her (still not realizing what she's saying): "Yeah. I don't get no conception from my celica phone in my house. What are you gonna do about it?"
So many jokes I wanted to make that had to wait for later when I went to the back. Good times!
Female Customer: "I don't get no conception out of my celica phone."
Me (trying to correct nicely): "So you're not getting any reception from your cellular phone?"
Her (still not realizing what she's saying): "Yeah. I don't get no conception from my celica phone in my house. What are you gonna do about it?"
So many jokes I wanted to make that had to wait for later when I went to the back. Good times!
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I've heard someone call Nokia 'Nike' (like the shoe) and 'noykah', and 'neekowa'. A lot of times it seems like people are trying to sound the brand out like its some huge quadruple syllable word.
One of my favorites is when people have asked me "Now does this phone come with a vibrator? I need to have a vibrator with it." 😁
One of my favorites is when people have asked me "Now does this phone come with a vibrator? I need to have a vibrator with it." 😁
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