I'm thinking about the movie Office Space
I wish i could take down one of these walls on my cubicle and look out the window. When someone would tell me that I've been missing a lot of work, I would say, Well, I'm not really missing work. It's good to be a gangsta! 😁
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You know that if they ever catch us bashing the company so openly, rather than fire us, they will take our staplers, move our desks to the boiler room, allow us to work for five years without a paycheck, AND ask us to work on Saturdays that we've been scheduled off.
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Yeah...um...how bout those tps reports...don't forget the cover sheets...did you get the memo...yeah...mmm...that'd be great.
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I didn't even get that!!! I got a crummy coffee cup that leaks. Oh and a TShirt.
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Mmmm...ok...yeah...we're gonna have to move you desk to the back of the building...mmm..ok...yeah and I'll need your swingline stapler as well...yeah...that's great.
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Just watch, any day now, they are going to have us all adopt the verbal equivalent of flair to use on our calls to help personalize and humanize us with the customers. 🙄
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JoAnna said:
Huh. What do I think? Let me tell you what I think, Stan. If you want
me to wear thirty-seven pieces of flair like your pretty boy Brian over
there, then why don't you just make the minimum thirty-seven pieces of
flair?
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I never do more than the minimum.
I'm happy with just getting by. I never sign in early, or take a short lunch.
I don't do overtime.
I don't take on extra responsibilities.
I don't want a challenge.
I just want to get through each day as quickly and easily as possible, without having to use my brain.
I'm happy with just getting by. I never sign in early, or take a short lunch.
I don't do overtime.
I don't take on extra responsibilities.
I don't want a challenge.
I just want to get through each day as quickly and easily as possible, without having to use my brain.
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sheshinee said:
I wish i could take down one of these walls on my cubicle and look out the window. When someone would tell me that I've been missing a lot of work, I would say, Well, I'm not really missing work. It's good to be a gangsta! 😁
at least your near a window-they only have little blocks of glass that are supposed to resemble windows here! As for missing work-let me know when we're supposed to miss it because I never have and hopefully never will! 😁
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..."I used to be addicted to crack but now I sell magazine subscriptions..."
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There is supposed to be a quiz somewhere that lets you know what office space person you are. Have you heard about it? Which one are you?
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not_in_halifax said:
Hm... I don't think we have a Samir. 😳
The actor who played him (can't recall the name at the moment) has a totally hilarious bit part in "Bad Santa." I love that movie... a friend of mine had never seen it so I had an excuse to watch it again, priceless... 🤣 Something about the Samir guy jacking up Billy Bob's nuts tickles my funnybone...
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I totally took that on quizilla.com.
I was the stapler guy.
Can't remember his name.
My head is killing me and I haven't seen that movie in ages.
I was the stapler guy.
Can't remember his name.
My head is killing me and I haven't seen that movie in ages.
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I think at the end of the movie the boss wasn't there because he got fired. Do you think they'll ever make an office space 2? 😎
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hard to say. in some ways, I am like samir and michael "I am not that crappy singer" bolton, in others, I am like the guy who got in the car accident when he lost his potential retirement benefits and ended up with all that insurance instead. My attitude is probably closest to michael in there, but with a more positive public face.
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Have you ever wanted to bring a power drill to work? Are you constantly cursing at machines? Do you like to walk around with coffee? Do you hope to get hit by a car to get a lot of money out of it? Are you a white boy with a soul that likes to rap? Are you an "efficiency expert"? Are you incredibly hyper to the point of being annoying? Do you make bird sounds? Is your stapler/position of desk very important to you? 🙄
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I've thought about it...I don't really like my job, so I'm not going to go back...I don't really like paying bills either, so I'm not going to pay them anymore.
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