Putting the "Fon" in Phone
I hate to admit to it readily. But it's really funny when people continue to respond and change a post when it was posted so so so long ago. Like someone's breif moment of typed contempulation was so important it warrants so many others time. Please understand I am announcing hear and now. I'm no smarter than the next "monkey/person" and that if you feel in any way challegened by my posts mentally please refer yourself to a decent "educational" television program for an hour or so(try pbs or discovery) soak up whatever it is on this channel at the time. Get back to me with this and please include detailed information because I don't have cable and I would like to know what the heck is going on. Otherwise I appreciate all of your time a...
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Don't you have some escalations to take or some inidans to talk to? 👿
P.S. You can come to my house and watch cable if you want to hun.
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P.S. You can come to my house and watch cable if you want to hun.
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Seriously, as far as being insulting about others having nothing better to do, clearly you are most at fault "NoGuy", you don't even have cable!!! I just wanted to add that I agree, abbreviations are so annoying!!! In terms of watching some PBS or discovery channel, language is the basis for knowledge. When people continually hack and distort the english language in it's written form we very well could be contributing to reduction in overall knowledge throughout the human race...maybe the "No Guy" would like this. This way when university papers are turned in written in instant messaging abbreviations he can finally feel superior for knowing how to actually spell the words abbreviated by LOL--its laff out lowed, right? Just to keep this...
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Well, it's an astounding feat indeed, and I certainly applaud you for, at least, a semi-intellectual response. However, it's now time to systematically pick your post apart and show you all your own faults, since you enjoy that so thoroughly.
1. Your first sentence denounces him for insulting others and every other sentence insults him. That, my friend, is an oxymoron and a horrible example of intelligence.
2. If language is the basis of knowledge and you say PBS is a good source of that knowledge, you've displayed yet another oxymoron because, although PBS is an acronym for Public Broadcasting Station, it is still an abbreviation, and you've clearly indicated you are against abbreviations.
3. An abbreviation is neither hacking nor ...
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1. Your first sentence denounces him for insulting others and every other sentence insults him. That, my friend, is an oxymoron and a horrible example of intelligence.
2. If language is the basis of knowledge and you say PBS is a good source of that knowledge, you've displayed yet another oxymoron because, although PBS is an acronym for Public Broadcasting Station, it is still an abbreviation, and you've clearly indicated you are against abbreviations.
3. An abbreviation is neither hacking nor ...
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Maybe it's just me, but I thought the poster was being ironic with his/her screen name, not oxymoronic.
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Well it could be classified as both. An ironic statement and an oxymoronic statement are very similar.
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You know, the only thing blunt about you is probaly your forehead.(oops...insult...sorry.) And in regards to your royal "smartness" your insult is like a holy blessing from the fifteen armed goddess "Chaka". Ask me to explain that and I will in person if provided with necessary contact info. and personal location information. You see anyone with a sly little screen name like "smrthanu" can only be described as "fulofthmselvs". And I wonder how yet again I have pulled another little "I feel mentally challegened by the world" person from the deck. Dude or chick whomever you are, take two deep breaths and pull your face out of the lower rear region of your body. Where it more than likely stays. And unleash your hate upon someone who care...
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Sorry. I think I made a comment about Canucks bad grammer in that NO post. I am just really bored. 🤭
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CABLE!!! YOU HAVE CABLE!!!! YES!!!!....actually I don't miss cable much. Cable compared to PS2 or "shooting stuff for fun" pales in comparison. BUT THANKS ANYWAY!!! You can still let me know what's going on every once in awhile. Although you should see the stack of dvd's and vhs's I have aquired through not having cable. I can't find proper storage even if I went surplus. I think I might have to have my amish buddies build me a shelf/barn for the collection. I'm sorry that last statement on my first post was plain retarded. There I did it. Slammed on myself. Man...I'm freaking insane. Please disregard any further post.
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Remind me to throw myself off a bridge if anything you say/do challenges me mentally. The rest of you will understand after reading this script of one of our conversations.
TheNoGuy: "See the Chesire?"
Resdeskslave: "It's okay, I'm here with a bag. It's for the badgers...the eels."
TNG: "ROLLOVER MINUTES!!"
RDS: "Japan Four!!!"
TNG: "Take it easy man."
RDS: "Alright, see ya tomorrow."
TheNoGuy: "See the Chesire?"
Resdeskslave: "It's okay, I'm here with a bag. It's for the badgers...the eels."
TNG: "ROLLOVER MINUTES!!"
RDS: "Japan Four!!!"
TNG: "Take it easy man."
RDS: "Alright, see ya tomorrow."
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i dont understand. Am I supposed to understand? Believe me in real life, I'm really quite smart. 🤭
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No no. I don't expect you to understand the actual conversation unless you've seen Freddy Got Fingered 1,000,000 times. I just posted that so that no one will possibly be intellectually intimidated, as if you would have been anyway, by either of us. We're acutally just sick, twisted little fellows who live in our respective shacks in the woods, whittling and sitting in rocking chairs.
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you know...knowing you guys that actually does make sense...hmmm maybe I am insane... 😳
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I have to agree. Bridges although not to high are fun to throw ones self off of. And with knowing me you may also want understand the necessity to wonder why you haven't done so already. However in no way am I condoning throwing yourself of a bridge nor do I take responsibility for physical or liquid damage undertaken through said procedure. Quid pro quo. Whatever that doth mean.
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You know if I could find a bridge low enough with deep enough water I would jump in a minute...and of course I would leave my cell phone at home otherwise my husband would kill me when I start complaining about liquid damage.
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We've got plenty of bridges to jump from. I was referring to more of a bridge over a valley or possibly the Grand Canyon should they construct such a monster. He does bring up a good point: Why have I known him this long and have yet to hurl myself from something tall onto something jagged and painful? The only answer I can think of is "lunch time." 😉
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Well there my be bridges here but I swim at home not here. It must suck your just on lunch and I leave in less than an hour. Not to mention the rest all of WEX gets to leave at 10:00...wow that sucks 😈 😁
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PHRRRPPPPP!!!! BACHERRY!!!!! THIS JOB SUCKS!!!! HOW ABOUT SOME CABLE T.V....you think we can run cable from your place to my place. We only would need like 50 miles of coax cable or something like that. 😉
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I'm gonna change my screen name you guys have done figured me out. And i think 50 miles may be to long for a coax cable.
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You kinda gave away who you were when you came over here earlier and we had the discussion of who was who and whatnot. It's easy to figure out who you are when you tell me face-to-face. 😛
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We can splice it with power lines...and more coax and coax splitters and cable clippers. I aspire to lay lotsa cable someday 😉. Haha! We know who you are Bacherry. Change your name to CherryJuice or BadCherryMamaJama! We then might not know who you are again. O.K.
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I really didn't think you would remember my name I mean you guys have so much on your minds (puff puff). And besides if I change to anything with Cherry in it it's kind of a give away (although I do like BadCherryMamaJama) 😁
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All I'm saying is....
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