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Top message: Would somebody hurry up and Kill Tracfone?!?!? by brentgodwin
Replying to: Re: Would somebody hurry up and Kill Tracfone?!?!? by brentgodwin
he must be on the new strain of Tracfone. Resident evil style. the virus infects the host and takes control of the body, bending it to the will of the controller (Tracfone) that controls the virus by a high frequency radio signal, possibly emitted from the phones themselves. the only way to relieve the host is to destroy the transmitter (phone). the NSA is still investigating a possible cure. Cingular and Verizon seem to be the top 2 candidates for permanent removal. other alternatives such as virgin and boost are being sought as a temporary relief from the pain, but the effects are sure to return.
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