i chased him down with a steak i just got from the texas roadhouse. i tossed it at him and wouldn't u know that greedy @$$ nokia 1100. ate that bi*ch before napolean of the ground could get to it! that's not it! it ate a poodle standing 10 feet away! 10 FEET AWAY I TELL YOU!

when asked why the tracfone said:

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT BI*CH. THATS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINEESS. and told napolean to bring his gay @$$ on before he was next!

in my 21 years on earth i've never seen such a thing. good thing i'm from the hood or that could of been very traumatizing .