Juan: It would appear that tracfone has just waken after a 2 day nap. the pig meat made him very sleepy. It would appear that Ray Romano was not smart enough to flee while his captor slept. Our stations official poll had ray winning the death vote anyways, so why not. Kermit is here with us now.

Kermit: (glazed stare) what the hell... i can't believ... piggy. i know she was a crazy b**** but, she had some sweet meat you know. and i was hungry. i ate her. i actually ate her, and not the way i used to. (crying)

Juan: yes, very sweet meat. good smoked. if the button doesn't move, we will have to see ray die. to which this mexican reporter says "meh."