it would appear that in an effort to retieve kermit, ms. piggy has broken through the barrier of federales (they were all sleeping under their sombreros) and charged the compound. to Juan we go

Juan: thanks mike, yes indeed the pig did charge the holdout and attempt to karate kick through the door. it didn't work. when she fell over with a broken leg, Tracfone took her into the house. it would appear as though he has cut off her arm. let's listen in.

Tracfone: Can you lick your elbow pork b****? cause apprently people would rather talk about that than save you and your miserable friends. (now beating piggy with her own arm) Lick it b****, LICK IT!

Juan: HEY TRACFONE! THROUGH ME SOME THIGH MEAT AFTER YOU GET THAT STUFF ROASTED UP! we'll let you know of further developments.