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Replying to: MAJOR NEWS FLASH! by MIKE3222
Juan: Juan here! it would appear as though Tracfone has another hostage! ruler of the free world candidate Kermit T. Frog has been confirmed captured by Tracfone. It would appear in Kermits misery at losing the ROTFW election he tried turning to Jesus, who kicked him in the tadpoles. Jesus was also upset at losing, demanding a recount. Kermit then went home and in desperation sold his soul to the devil. who then leased him to tracfone for purposes of this stand-off. Tracfone has a contract with Satan which allows him to borrow against his 401K (the souls that he reaped through cellular service which are now confined to hell). We'll report with more as it unravells.
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