djdelay said:

1. F.J. Pollak, president and CEO of Tracfone, is secretly a cereal killer. He has committed murders for years now, but has always been able to fly underneath the radar of both local law enforcement and the FBI.

Yes, Bill, Barry Smith reporting live from Tracfone headquarters in Kalamazoo, MI where there is a hostage situation. F.J. Pollack has been found by local authorities and the CIA and ATF are on scene.

Pollack is wanted for the murders of more than 12 cereal icons including: snap, crackle. and pop, the chefs from cinnamon toast crunch, the sun from raisin bran, capt'n crunch (and countless crunchberries), the theif from cookie crisp, fred flintstone and barney rubble, and the attempted murder of tony the tiger.

We asked tony how he was doing since the attempt on his life. He had his thumb down and said "It's not so good right now guys."

F.J. is charged with multiple cereal murders and one count of attempted murder as well as racketeering and hostage taking. We'll bring you more news as it happens.

BAck to you Bill....