i owned a really old big@$$ nokia.(but i loved her, size did'nt matter) it was nice to me for a day, then it started acting shady. it would drop calls, charge me 2 units per one minute, do all sorts of things that were just wrong to me!!!! then after giving it two months of my life i finally caught on,

that b*tch was cheatin on me wit my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!

(thats ****ed up ain't)
p.s. that bitch was burnin too!!!!!