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WAR!!!!!
This humble ambassador from the noble republic of SoLink has been sent with a declaration of war against the tyrranical blood-state that is Tracfone. No longer will we stand by as you enslave your people and subject them to the absolute horrors that we all know are being committed. Tracfone is an affront to everything that the decent, hard-working, imaginary people of SoLink stand for. We may not be real, but at least we don't kill the people who are imaginarily using our service. My god man, you killed Kennedy!!!!! It will not stand. Beware Tracfone........SoLink is coming, and He11 is coming with us!
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hahahaha! LMFAO! I love this forum sometimes. Thank you for keeping me entertained at times.
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Tracfone accepts your declaration of war peon! your immaginary city-state of crap will be crushed under the might that is tracfone with 5 trillion customers (if you count all the phones in the garbage with minutes on them). We have only killed 13 million people worldwide, and that is a relatively small number, but you will be our next kill, we are sending you free phones in the mail and we expect your death to be swift but painful.
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As Queen of the largest kingdom in the imaginary world I declare war upon Tracfone, and upon Catherine Zeta Jones and T-Mobile!
Now I am sending my winged monkeys out to get you!
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While I hate T-mobiles spokeswhore as well I still hate tracfone more and you will be destroyed. Then I can focus on catherine zeta-jones
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And as Arbitrator for the great Orange Empire known as Cingular, I lay claim to SoLink(including it's newly gained territory of Tracfone) and to T-Mobile... Yes I will get more... Alltel will be next!!!
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Orange empire my @ss, look at your citizens fleeing on make shift rafts like they're cubans.
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