1. thou shalt have no provider before me 2. thou shalt not bear false witness (don't fake the little static noise to get off a call with an annoying person) 3. thou shalt not kill other Tracfonians 4. thou shalt not steal units 5. thou shalt not covet thy neighbors features (mp3, 3g etc...) 6. thou shalt kick thyselves in the groin
that's it. 6 commandments for now. more to come as i see fit. thanks for waiting around for me, i need to go get my drink on now though.