Info & Phones
from the tome of tracfone
as many of you faithful readers know, i am the keeper of a book found long ago to be the missing biblical texts dealing with tracfone. i found this in my recent re-reading.
epistle of Jose
chapter6, verse 12
'and a man shall come, his name s0lrac, who claims to be privy to the divinity of Tracfone. He is a fruit-loop, seriously, don't listen to this guy.'
man, talk about accurate predictions.
so it is said, so it is done...praise be to tracfone
yes, praise be to me.
you read the bootleg version
actually the bootleg version reads
"and behold, s0lrac's mom gave herself unto Tracfone. She later died of massive orgasms directly relating to a power known only as God-vibrate mode."
you should read the abridged version
's0lrac = nutbag'