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from the tome of tracfone


Mar 9, 2006, 3:28 PM
as many of you faithful readers know, i am the keeper of a book found long ago to be the missing biblical texts dealing with tracfone. i found this in my recent re-reading.

epistle of Jose
chapter6, verse 12

'and a man shall come, his name s0lrac, who claims to be privy to the divinity of Tracfone. He is a fruit-loop, seriously, don't listen to this guy.'

man, talk about accurate predictions.

Mar 9, 2006, 3:34 PM
so it is said, so it is done...praise be to tracfone

Mar 9, 2006, 3:42 PM
yes, praise be to me.

Mar 9, 2006, 3:44 PM
you read the bootleg version

Mar 9, 2006, 3:49 PM
actually the bootleg version reads

"and behold, s0lrac's mom gave herself unto Tracfone. She later died of massive orgasms directly relating to a power known only as God-vibrate mode."

Mar 9, 2006, 4:45 PM
you should read the abridged version

's0lrac = nutbag'

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