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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

uglystick

Dec 3, 2005, 2:35 PM
US releases area 51 documents.....Tracfone has aliens built into the phones!!!! When you go to sleep they take all your undies and lick your tooth brush!!!! more to come.....
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G-rad

Dec 3, 2005, 2:52 PM
Also from area 51 news the aliens that run tracfone no longer use Anal probes instead they shove the phone up your @$$
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uglystick

Dec 3, 2005, 3:03 PM
with the discovery of the alien probes more news is coming from the area......the aliens have taken over walmart.....with every $5 purchase you demolish a migrant workers hopes of a better future......and tracfone has just been endorsed by the president...these are dire times now....tracfone has caused the utter destruction of humanity....more to come
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longsleeves

Dec 3, 2005, 3:09 PM
Whoo..hooo wait till my payday I'll be destroying migrant workers hopes left right up down every which way
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uglystick

Dec 3, 2005, 3:23 PM
this just in.....with the celebration of the destruction of migrant workers hopes and dreams the aliens have launched another plan....taco bell will sell squirrels for bodyguards and will launch a new religion "burritos of our god"
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longsleeves

Dec 3, 2005, 3:27 PM
I'll convert do I need to do anything specal?
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uglystick

Dec 3, 2005, 3:54 PM
just in.....the aliens are saying to convert you must go to taco bell and buy 20 tacos,15 bean burritos, and 10 chicken quesidallas(sp), after consuming you must sing amazing grace then run naked into a lake....more to come
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longsleeves

Dec 3, 2005, 4:08 PM
heck that sounds like last weekend
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MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 4:27 PM
whatever happened to "spirit juice" and ritualistic suicide. ahh, the simple (gas free) days.
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