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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
US releases area 51 documents.....Tracfone has aliens built into the phones!!!! When you go to sleep they take all your undies and lick your tooth brush!!!! more to come.....
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G-radDec 3, 2005, 2:52 PM
Also from area 51 news the aliens that run tracfone no longer use Anal probes instead they shove the phone up your @$$
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with the discovery of the alien probes more news is coming from the area......the aliens have taken over walmart.....with every $5 purchase you demolish a migrant workers hopes of a better future......and tracfone has just been endorsed by the president...these are dire times now....tracfone has caused the utter destruction of humanity....more to come
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Whoo..hooo wait till my payday I'll be destroying migrant workers hopes left right up down every which way
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this just in.....with the celebration of the destruction of migrant workers hopes and dreams the aliens have launched another plan....taco bell will sell squirrels for bodyguards and will launch a new religion "burritos of our god"
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I'll convert do I need to do anything specal?
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just in.....the aliens are saying to convert you must go to taco bell and buy 20 tacos,15 bean burritos, and 10 chicken quesidallas(sp), after consuming you must sing amazing grace then run naked into a lake....more to come
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heck that sounds like last weekend
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whatever happened to "spirit juice" and ritualistic suicide. ahh, the simple (gas free) days.
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