This Just In!!!!!!!!!!
His Emminency had this to say, "Due to the scrolls that have recently been unearthed and studied in Mesopotamia, the more accurate translation should be Tracfone. We feel that Tracfone conveys the sheer terror, demonic intent, and antagonism of the original scripture."
Anthropologist, Ned B Kanezzer, was quick to add, "We have yet to see how far this will extend into the Judeo-Christian and even Commercial cultures. Will the Trac...
"In conjunction with the Pope now changing the name of the adversary to "tracfone", we in the Nation also decided to change it in our writings and teachings."
after sucessfully doing that get him a virgin mobile and that green stove of your will disappear.
(whispering) i have to go i think tracfone is coming........i'll check back with you as soon as i can.
i smacked that bi*tch upside his head and vanished in the dark. but i dropped my se s710a. i think i will have to file an insurance claim