This humble ambassador from the noble republic of SoLink has been sent with a declaration of war against the tyrranical blood-state that is Tracfone. No longer will we stand by as you enslave your people and subject them to the absolute horrors that we all know are being committed. Tracfone is an affront to everything that the decent, hard-working, imaginary people of SoLink stand for. We may not be real, but at least we don't kill the people who are imaginarily using our service. My god man, you killed Kennedy!!!!! It will not stand. Beware Tracfone........SoLink is coming, and He11 is coming with us!
Tracfone accepts your declaration of war peon! your immaginary city-state of crap will be crushed under the might that is tracfone with 5 trillion customers (if you count all the phones in the garbage with minutes on them). We have only killed 13 million people worldwide, and that is a relatively small number, but you will be our next kill, we are sending you free phones in the mail and we expect your death to be swift but painful.
And as Arbitrator for the great Orange Empire known as Cingular, I lay claim to SoLink(including it's newly gained territory of Tracfone) and to T-Mobile... Yes I will get more... Alltel will be next!!!