To all my little junior ninjas,

While the Ninjamonkey is away on important business, I want you to practice your death from above stance. I will have NO abandonment while I'm gone. You run off on me and my teachings and I'll hunt you down. I can do it, believe me, there is no hiding from the Ninjamonkey. Jimmey Hoffa found! Saddam Huessien found! Nikolia Volkov found! David Lee Roth from Van Halen found! (yes i'm taking credit for getting the band back together) If you need to contact the Ninja please go to your nearest superior and they will have a way to get ahold of me. They'll probably use smoke signals but thats ok! The redheaded kingpin knows the proper signals. I'm not going away permanently no matter what anyone says. ...
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