Charlie and our Bonus
You'll only understand this if you play roleplaying or video games.
I think our bonus lies in Candy mountain and the only way to get said bonus is to follow Charlie while Donovan McNugget rides his back. To do this wait in the north east quadrant at aproximately 4pm on sunday afternoons. The ninja has waited and has looted 1.A fresh kidney(common) 2.Busted Acl(common) 3.A non-superbowl ring(very common) 4.Candy hooves(rare) 5.Empty can of Campbells loser soup(ultra common) 6.A righteous bonus (ultra rare).
Now the Ninja is gonna farm this area till his bonus pops and hopefully you do to cause farming is a lonely chore.
Peace and Love