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Top message:  Ninja for hire. by NinjaMonkey   Sep 6, 2007, 7:24 PM

Replying to:  Re: Ninja for hire. by byebyecellone   Sep 8, 2007, 5:04 AM

Re: Ninja for hire.

by NinjaMonkey    Sep 8, 2007, 2:58 PM

That is it! They'll be at your desk at 4 minutes with a cattle prod! For every minute your over 5 minutes their gonna shovea jelly bean up your nostrils. When you reach 20 minutes if you survive that long next bit of pleasure will come in the form of a sticky fingers back massage. Twenty five minutes gets you a hot foot with a cigarette instead of a match. Thirty mnutes will get you a ninja star in the chest! BTW I have to hold my breath alot i sit next to the stinky bathroom.

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