Ninja for hire.
Ninja here looking for a bit of side money to suppliment his meager Cell One income.
Qualifications/Skills:
1. Can cause mayhem at the drop of a caltrop.
2. Can stalk any animal, mineral or vegetable.
3. Can keep Swiper from swiping.
4. Can throw smoke bombs down and climb a tree.
5. Very acurate at throwing shuriken ... errrr i mean bar darts.
6. Flying, walking on water, and holding breath for a week.
Please respond here only will contact you via homing pidgeon or swim snorkel.
Qualifications/Skills:
1. Can cause mayhem at the drop of a caltrop.
2. Can stalk any animal, mineral or vegetable.
3. Can keep Swiper from swiping.
4. Can throw smoke bombs down and climb a tree.
5. Very acurate at throwing shuriken ... errrr i mean bar darts.
6. Flying, walking on water, and holding breath for a week.
Please respond here only will contact you via homing pidgeon or swim snorkel.
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Can you possibly get 2 swipers to do nothing, one on the keyboard, one on the countertop and forget about the check thingy.. 😁
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I can get 3 swipers to stop swiping but you'll never see that. Normal human eyes would explode.
I was down to good old WV to plat some slots and the Ninja got snaked. Their rigged! Even my mystical powers could not overpower the evil inside the Mountain O Dirt slots. Being my first defeat I decided to burn down that speak easy and turn it into a Dirt Mall!
I was down to good old WV to plat some slots and the Ninja got snaked. Their rigged! Even my mystical powers could not overpower the evil inside the Mountain O Dirt slots. Being my first defeat I decided to burn down that speak easy and turn it into a Dirt Mall!
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Well seeings as i have the s500i and not the w580 and them being simular i can not be 100% certain how the battery lasts. But i listen to the mp3 player, am constantly texting and sliding the slider causing the lights to come on like a 3 year old with a new toy. I only charge the thing ever 3-4 days. So unless your one fo those junkies with the bluetooth headset that constantly has to be playing with the phone I'd say the battery life was good.
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I don't know if i'm ready to flip out and cut off heads yet ... but the price to detain a swiper and maybe torture them until they kill themselves ranges from 500.00 to 10,000.00 depending on sex, size and taravel.
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Im gonna hir you to hold your breathe for a week. Then you wont be able to walkie talkie your little floor peasants to come over to my desk when I have been on a call for over 5 mins. 😉
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That is it! They'll be at your desk at 4 minutes with a cattle prod! For every minute your over 5 minutes their gonna shovea jelly bean up your nostrils. When you reach 20 minutes if you survive that long next bit of pleasure will come in the form of a sticky fingers back massage. Twenty five minutes gets you a hot foot with a cigarette instead of a match. Thirty mnutes will get you a ninja star in the chest! BTW I have to hold my breath alot i sit next to the stinky bathroom.
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