Square Begins Sending Free Card Readers for Mobile Payments

I will be able pay for another lapdance without having to leave the private room and use the ATM. I will be able to buy & sell stuff through craigslist with a Credit/Debit Card, thus removing the risk of getting my money jacked by the seller. Best of all, I won't have to worry about having the cash to buy drugs. I can put it on credit!

BTW if you haven't realized yet, I think this is a terrible idea.