Apple Announces April 8 iPhone OS 4.0 Event
Insane predictions...
You know what would be really cool?
(I completely understand these will NEVER happen but...)
Steve Jobs steps onto the stage and holds up his iPhone 3Gs and states:
"Plug it into iTunes, your processor will be given a 1.5ghz upgrade magically"
***crowd goes wild***
"press the home button and the volume up button three times in a row and BAM! a flash for your camera!"
***people are fainting in the crowd, there are flashes everywhere from iPhones***
"Now go ahead and press and hold the space bar on your iPhone and the letters will raise up out of the screen, you now have a physical keyboard but ONLY when you need it!***
***screams from the audience, people are standing and cheering***
"if you own an iPhone, and your...
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(I completely understand these will NEVER happen but...)
Steve Jobs steps onto the stage and holds up his iPhone 3Gs and states:
"Plug it into iTunes, your processor will be given a 1.5ghz upgrade magically"
***crowd goes wild***
"press the home button and the volume up button three times in a row and BAM! a flash for your camera!"
***people are fainting in the crowd, there are flashes everywhere from iPhones***
"Now go ahead and press and hold the space bar on your iPhone and the letters will raise up out of the screen, you now have a physical keyboard but ONLY when you need it!***
***screams from the audience, people are standing and cheering***
"if you own an iPhone, and your...
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My phone has a flash. It also has a physical keyboard that I can use only when I want or need to.
What would really be awesome if the general public wasn't so easily convince what the ''best'' or ''coolest'' product is by the company the has the best marketing/advertising department.
What would really be awesome if the general public wasn't so easily convince what the ''best'' or ''coolest'' product is by the company the has the best marketing/advertising department.
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your phone has that but does it have ITUNES? IBOOK? The Apple APP store?
I understand how you guys get mad at apple fan boys but your responses by out of this world.
You also have to understand the reason why they stay with apple and just hope for improvements instead of going to get the same phone you have that already have flash and etc. Have you ever thought they love their phone and just hope to get some of the things they don't have added so they don't have to ditch their phone? its not always that they are in some trans state of mind and don't see your physically keyboard phone, they just simply may want to keep their phone and hope some features are added. 😉
I understand how you guys get mad at apple fan boys but your responses by out of this world.
You also have to understand the reason why they stay with apple and just hope for improvements instead of going to get the same phone you have that already have flash and etc. Have you ever thought they love their phone and just hope to get some of the things they don't have added so they don't have to ditch their phone? its not always that they are in some trans state of mind and don't see your physically keyboard phone, they just simply may want to keep their phone and hope some features are added. 😉
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Big whoop...
iTunes - Yeah... can't play music on other phones... o wait.
iBook - Can't download pdf to another phone... o wait. (or in my case... download MP3 audiobook mwahah)
App Store - Can't buy stuff on my Android/Palm/BB... o wait.
Seems like the only thing you get on an iPhone... is the inability to be different, unique, customize - unless Steve says you can. New iPhone? Just like the last, but a little faster *Yawn*
The reason people have stayed with Apple is because rabid fans, marketing and inept competition.
They make a good product (iPod and iPhone are good products, don't get me wrong), the market it as the coolest thing *EVER* and then maintain a secret cloud so dense that the fanboi's almost literally go insan...
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iTunes - Yeah... can't play music on other phones... o wait.
iBook - Can't download pdf to another phone... o wait. (or in my case... download MP3 audiobook mwahah)
App Store - Can't buy stuff on my Android/Palm/BB... o wait.
Seems like the only thing you get on an iPhone... is the inability to be different, unique, customize - unless Steve says you can. New iPhone? Just like the last, but a little faster *Yawn*
The reason people have stayed with Apple is because rabid fans, marketing and inept competition.
They make a good product (iPod and iPhone are good products, don't get me wrong), the market it as the coolest thing *EVER* and then maintain a secret cloud so dense that the fanboi's almost literally go insan...
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I can load my itunes onto my blackberry, and they have a app store! Does that mean my blackberry is a iphone?
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justfinethanku said:
You know what would be really cool?
"if you own an iPhone, and your screen name is justfinethanku, you may now come up on stage and accept your ten million dollar reward for being awesome"
***crowd grumbles a little, I run to the stage and take my money and free iPad***
You greedy bastard. You already got ten million just for being awesome, now you want a free iPad too. You iFans are all the same, you want all the newest iStuff and you don't want to pay for it. Well you know what, you're taking it in the @$$ from Steve Jobs because all he has to to is say "announcing the iMprovememt, it's slightly better than the previous model, only does what other devices have already been ...
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