New Charger Harvests Energy from Wi-Fi Signals

Of course it will. It's well documented that just like the magnifying-glass-like concentrated 800-watt stream of microwave radiation a microwave oven pushes, the omnidirectional 1-watt signal of a WiFi is more than enough power to give your grandkids cancer, pop popcorn, and set candles on fire by just putting the candles next to the antenna for your WiFi.

In fact, I really should be wearing radiation protection suits when I install WiFi in people's houses, as I don't want to get poisoned by radiation when I have to get so close to the WiFi routers.