iPCS Shareholders Prepping to Fight Sprint Acquisition
Oh no!
By Johhny on the Go
Today the president of iPCS, Snively Whiplash, announced his intention to sue Sprint over their attempt to buyout his company.
"This is completely unfair," said Whiplash as he tied a poor customer to the train tracks while twirling his mustache, "We have an explicit agreement with Sprint that they won't offer products or services in our area that we cannot also offer.
"If they buy us out, we'll be unable to offer any products or services, which according to my reckoning, voids the agreement. Besides, we've done everything possible to help our customers. Take this one" he motions to the customer on the rails, "he was complaining about his bill so we found an easier way t...
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