iPhone Security Flaw Exposed

...We take our self-defense with much serious respect. Iphone come into world and Attack 1 million people with aggressive Black Belt look but only fight with agility of white belt. We call it "dung Fu" meaning stinky art. It perform very, very bad. In fit of anger, I punched device with so many right hooks that it begged for a left. it have so many bugs that exterminator have no time to take piss. No can defend against this many insects. We feel much disgrace for American people. We kick you in balls to bring tear to eyes.