Samsung Announces New Bio Phone
REALLY?
Its charger has been made without a flame retardant material that is harmful to the environment,
I hope this is a misprint. I am sure it is, but just in case I will make sure Al Gore is notified.
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there are many flame retardants that can be utilzed. they are eliminating the ones that are bio hazards. just think though, the phone is partially made from corn. you will have something to eat anywhere on the network.
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That's funny.
just think though, the phone is partially made from corn. you will have something to eat anywhere on the network.
That's funny.
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If it's made out of corn and then catches fire because it doesn't have the flame retardant in it, you could have popcorn, it's like the best movie phone ever.
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there must be some sort of shelf life or expiration date as with any sort of food item. "dude. what's that smell"? "uh my phone is spoiled"
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Maybe it could have a dock that looked like a tin can that would charge, and also preserve the freshness of your phone. Then when you were done you could recycle it.
Maybe it could have a dock that looked like a tin can that would charge, and also preserve the freshness of your phone. Then when you were done you could recycle it.
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these really are questions that need to be addressed.
should it be refridgerated? is it not only FCC approved, but also FDA approved? are there phones made of butter and salt? this could be a fat persons wireless world.
should it be refridgerated? is it not only FCC approved, but also FDA approved? are there phones made of butter and salt? this could be a fat persons wireless world.
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then they could have different flavors, like those christmas tins, with the cheese and caramel flavors...then you could put the phones in tins and sell them at discounts with three new activations...samsung! you're sittin on a gold mine.
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makes ya wonder if insurance will cover butter damage, gnawing on the phone, or corn syrup on the motherboard... well what they should really do is put these things in cracker jack boxes!
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what aisle in the grocery store will we find them. frozen foods? canned foods? and more importantly... when we take a dump, what's our crap going to look like after we've talked on these phones?
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it'll be filled with corn 🤣
if i chew on one of these, will it satisfy my hunger?
♥ Cy
if i chew on one of these, will it satisfy my hunger?
♥ Cy
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so instead of having a crappy phone, we would phoney crap.
you would need to have a Snickers barphone to satisfy your hunger.
you would need to have a Snickers barphone to satisfy your hunger.
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now remember what the doctor said.... cut down on the fats and increase the phone intake. oh and don't forget the Viagra.
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at leats we know they aren't subsribers of "virgin" moblie
sugarandcyanide said:
*shudders*
old people sex gives me nightmares
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♥ Cy
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haha. they'd prolly be more likely to eat the phone if it looked more like the brick phones they made back in the day 😛
♥ Cy
♥ Cy
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lol. i was actually thinking that. so sure, let's all be fatter americans than before 😈
i don't really like snickers tho. i want a milky way phone 😎
♥ Cy
i don't really like snickers tho. i want a milky way phone 😎
♥ Cy
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Milky ways Rock! I wouldn't mind a 100 grand phone but they would cost too much. 😁
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you'll tell Al Gore? who do you think this thing is targeting--- i would leave the flame retardant off anything i know is going to Al Gore's house too.
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So....what happens in a fire or it overheats...will it pop? I can just imagine the lawsuits now. lol
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if they can make plastic out of corn...
why do we still eat it? 👀
makes me think of what jim gaffigan said about margarine... he left it out and it turned into gasoline.
let's all eat corn with margarine and die 🤣
♥ Cy
why do we still eat it? 👀
makes me think of what jim gaffigan said about margarine... he left it out and it turned into gasoline.
let's all eat corn with margarine and die 🤣
♥ Cy
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