BlackBerry Selling Unlocked Z10, Q10 to U.S. Customers

I had to take a step back when I read your post, man.

I wasn't sure if I could handle the extra 10 Mhz, so I just went for the 486SX model. I mean damn! That's alot of extra speed! It's not like I'm playing games in 16-color mode or anything 😎

Don't make me laugh. That's noob's stuff.
I have a 1MB ISA cirrus logic dedicated graphics unit. I can play Duke Nukem 3D at full VGA resolution and full 16 bit color with no stutters.
Not that I am bluffing about it, and I'm sure more than one reader "came" after just reading this.

Your SX is decent, though.