Judge Orders Apple and Amazon to Resolve 'Appstore' Spat
Top message: Apple's diagnosable nuttery by Globhead
Replying to: Re: Apple's diagnosable nuttery by tp2west21
A man walks into a cadillac dealer...
CUSTOMER: I need some parts and accessories for my car.
EMPLOYEE: Great! We have our Joe Smith Repair Shop for Cadillacs right here on the premises of our Joe Smith dealership. We only sell parts to people who have a Joe Smith account, and all of our parts and accessories will only fit Cadillacs. In fact, we won't even sell you parts unless you are driving a Cadillac when you arrive!
CUSTOMER: Wait a minute... the Nissan dealer also has a repair shop. Is this place sponsored by Nissan?
EMPLOYEE: I am going to punch you in the pancreas until you die of cancer.
EMPLOYEE: Great! We have our Joe Smith Repair Shop for Cadillacs right here on the premises of our Joe Smith dealership. We only sell parts to people who have a Joe Smith account, and all of our parts and accessories will only fit Cadillacs. In fact, we won't even sell you parts unless you are driving a Cadillac when you arrive!
CUSTOMER: Wait a minute... the Nissan dealer also has a repair shop. Is this place sponsored by Nissan?
EMPLOYEE: I am going to punch you in the pancreas until you die of cancer.
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