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Judge Orders Apple and Amazon to Resolve 'Appstore' Spat

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Top message:  Apple's diagnosable nuttery by Globhead   Jan 16, 2013, 9:20 AM

Replying to:  Re: Apple's diagnosable nuttery by tp2west21   Jan 16, 2013, 5:40 PM

A man walks into a cadillac dealer...

by Globhead    Jan 17, 2013, 1:54 PM

CUSTOMER: I need some parts and accessories for my car.

EMPLOYEE: Great! We have our Joe Smith Repair Shop for Cadillacs right here on the premises of our Joe Smith dealership. We only sell parts to people who have a Joe Smith account, and all of our parts and accessories will only fit Cadillacs. In fact, we won't even sell you parts unless you are driving a Cadillac when you arrive!

CUSTOMER: Wait a minute... the Nissan dealer also has a repair shop. Is this place sponsored by Nissan?

EMPLOYEE: I am going to punch you in the pancreas until you die of cancer.

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