Judge Orders Apple and Amazon to Resolve 'Appstore' Spat

I am currently planning some extravagant entrepreneurial endeavors myself. I am going to open several stores that serve different markets. I am going to call the first on the "Book Store". Next I will open the "Shoe Store". If those are successful, I plan to open the "Grocery Store", the "Pharmacy", the "Super Store", and finally the "Shopping Mall". Other experimental ideas that could come to market are the "Hardware Store", the "Coffee Shop", the "Jewelry Store", the "Electronics Store", and the "Restaurant". I will of course be spending most of my investments on bribing officials so I can secure the rights to these names and paying a legal team to sue every business on the planet. In a couple months I will be the richest human being on Ea...
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