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Apple Accuses HTC of Abusing Essential Patents

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Apple accuses Sun of being too bright; Moon of resembling a mans face

by Tofuchong    Jun 22, 2012, 4:58 PM

Apple has filed a claim against our own star, the Sun, stating that the sun is abusing its nuclear fusion patents and failure to offer Super, Uninterupted, and Non-Nuclear Yield (SUNNY) licensing terms. This particular action is in response to a claim that when an apple employee looks at the sun, as quoted, "It's just too damn bright".

In Apple's filing, it says the sun used orbital trickery to appear less bright at certain times, however still outputing the same amount of light and still causing damaging effects to the eyes and skin. Apple states this is not in compliance with SUNNY.

The Sun joins The Moon, and Finland in the short list of entities accused of abusing standards essential patents. Finland was added to the lawsuit becuase they hoard herring. These particular patents pertain to Sun/Moon/Fishing technologies, which apple claims to have invented.


JUST YOU WAIT. ITS GONNA HAPPEN.

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