User: Real Man
These are the most recent forum messages posted by Real Man:
Re: Another classic
I've seen it happen. I've seen it happen to other people too. It happened to me on a couple names when I admitted I was pickles after he banned pickles.
Re: I'm sorry
You can't say for certain he's an addict. Just because someone abuses drugs doesn't make them an addict. You have to get addicted to be an addict, and you can't possibly know if he's addicted or not.
Re: Can you be a frequent drug user
hmm you mean like christian rap?
Re: Can you be a frequent drug user
Contemporary christian rock and gospel only. Hard rock music is one of the devils tools
I mean seriously you're trolling right?
You're asking why gamers don't join the most elite combat forces on the planet?
Re: Shopping
Got a bottle of oak leaf 2011 merlot for only 2.97. Drank it all. Cried about my wife and kids leaving me.
If halo and COD are realistic to you
Then you have no concept of reality whatsoever.
Re: Can you be a frequent drug user
Alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine are drugs too you derp. The only acceptable drug to get high on is LIFE and jesus of course
oh and
this goes for all drug users. especially users of weed, the most dangerous drug of all.
Re: Can you be a frequent drug user
No. You belong in prison. You people make me SICK
Another classic
If this didn't get me banned, what will?
http://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.ph p?fm=m&ff=5&fi=3209663
Re: I've also made them in the toaster.
Lies. how would it burn your house down?
Re: The redhead in the commercials promoting Wendy's
The real wendy is on some commercials too. She's a little on the hefty side.
I changed my mind
Morgan Freeman would be the coolest uncle ever. Whenever one of your other family members struggled to explain something complicated, morgan would be there to set everyone straight in a few sentences
Re: I've also made them in the toaster.
It works fine. You gotta turn the toaster sideways otherwise the cheese drips out and effs up your crumb catcher. You can also just make two pieces of toast, put cheese in the middle and microwave it to melt the cheese.
Re: Imagine that
I dunno man I got 2 warnings today
Re: Samuel L Jackson
I'm sure he's a very affable guy but it's more fun to think of him as the character he's been typecasted as
Imagine that
I'm not banned yet. Huh. Does rich think I'm full of ish, or has he just given up on banning previously banned users? Maybe since almost every one of my posts is from a different IP he knows it's hopeless. Seems strange that he would just throw in the towel though.
Samuel L Jackson
Would be the best uncle ever. Family meals like thanksgiving would be so awesome.
"PASS THE GRAVY, MO****A!"
Re: lol k here goes nothing
wait so bruce willis really is your uncle? sh*t!
Re: I'll play this game with anyone
Lol whoops, forgot about that. We're tied though since sam jackson is my uncle.
I'll play this game with anyone
except someone that lives in southern california where 99.9% of all celebrities reside
Re: I just want to see if I'll get banned
Oh my bad. :D I thought you meant in choir with you hahaha and I was like uhhh how??
Re: True fact
I thought I already implied that one time when you were sock puppeting
I forgot one too
James hetfield of metallica has a cabin on lake couer d' alene and I've seen him driving his obnoxious boat several times.
Re: Oh namedropping is cool now
as an extra or something? did they film it near where you live? he has a huge nose. he does grow a helluva beard though.
Re: That
I really wanted to meet him but I basically got there as he was leaving. I probably should have showed up way earlier, took a half hour just to find a parking spot that day. had to park what seemed like 10 miles away at the time.
Re: Well, check this out:
Dangggg. I tried to meet bill cosby one time. He came here for the grand opening of a fuddruckers. I guess he's friends with this black dude luther mac who owns like 80% of the fast food restaurants in northern nevada. So I can honestly say that I've been within 50 feet of bill cosby.
Never tried it
but I can personally verify that onion rings can make perfect stand-ins for "friends" characters if your coworkers are cool enough
fun fact: that movie was filmed where I grew up
and believe it or not I've done it that way haha. It does indeed work. I've also made them in the toaster.
Oh namedropping is cool now
I went to the same HS as john stockton, lived next door to bud gaugh (drummer from sublime) for 2 years, and I had history class with a girl who was in the movie 13. I also went to the same high school as shannon sossamon and went to school with luke babbitt. I guess luke babbitt isn't very famous but he's in the nba haha
Re: I just want to see if I'll get banned
I don't think so dude. I thought sean nelson was from seattle. Unless someone else covered "flagpole sitta" by harvey danger and called it something else.
Re: I've posted 3 recipes this week
Take 2 slices of white bread, and 1 slice of processed cheese. Put the cheese in between the bread. Butter the bread heavily only on the outside. Put in a pan on medium heat, and cook both sides until golden brown and cheese is melted. If you're feeling crazy you can even use two slices of processed cheese. Serve with ranch or honey mustard, or tomato soup.
Re: I just want to see if I'll get banned
I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer, the rotteness and evil in me,
Finger tips
Have memorys
Mine can't forget the curves of your body,
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flag pole and see,
Who salutes but no one ever does,
Im not sick but Im not well,
And im so hot
Cause im in hell....
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding,
The cretins cloning and ...
thats a personal attack
Reported
Re: IKR, I was under the impression
So have you conducted surveys? or just speaking from experience?
I just want to see if I'll get banned
because I'm curious to find out if your paranoia is justified. I was pickles, not pickles, tim allen, phonegeek420, killa whale, doppleganger and a couple others who got banned. So if I get the banhammer, I guess you can feel validated for not admitting to being obligated. If I don't get the banhammer, I guess I'll just keep feeling stupid for failing to get you to admit to anything.
Brotip
Shave your bawls
Re: possibly...
You're joking, right?
phonegeek420
I remember that guy
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