These are the most recent forum messages posted by mascaracake:
Re: I'm sorry
No, this is Alphabet's world, beeches.
Your days off!? I understand a supervisor being like 'you should come in on you day off for x, y, z.." reason... but that's absurd.
IT SAYS RIGHT HERE! A PENNY A MONTH FOR THE CELLOPHONA!
No, ma'm. That's the price of the phone on a two year service agreement. OH. :x
I never actually did that
It's just.. they don't like it when people do well.. it makes them nervous.. so naturally, they'll listen to every call I make, and find something vastly offensive or against policy on *one* of them.
Today, I had the best sounding calls in the center.
It's only a matter of time before they listen to each and every one of my calls, and eventually find the one where I call the guy from West Virginia an incestuous caulk-suckin' mother plucker. It'll be great. It was nice knowing you all.
Re: so great
I LOVE IT. SO very much!
At work, we are divided into teams with names like "Cash Money". "Titans". "Battle Droids". "Spartans". "Bulldogs". "The Illuminati". A new supervisor today called his team "The Carrot Cake Brigade". Well played, sir. Very good, indeed 8)
I should have said 'would do well with one'. And if you honestly think an 8 year couldn't figure one out, you're sorely mistaken. Get over yourself :wink:
The customer who hears what you have to say.. and inssits that you aren't telling the truth because your plan doesn't fit in with their desires. "It's actually 40$ for one shared gig of data and 45 dollars a person for unlimited talking and text, ma'm." "Oh. Well, you're lying. It's 40 dollars for the first line." "As it turns out, everyone pays 45$ for unlimited talking and texting, ma'm." "Ok, well.. you're lying." "I'm sorry you feel that way." *click* :roll: Yes, because ...
*Me, noticing customer gets an emplyee discount from the FBI* "So, does working for the FBI get you a good discount?" "Uh... please don't advertise that." :paranoid: