User: Trismegistus
These are the most recent forum messages posted by Trismegistus:
Re: In spite of the spelling
Let's start with the fact that Parker & Stone deliberately created Towlie as an unfunny character as a protest against demands for a new merchandisable character.
Secondly, the reference is at least 5 years old, so his point remains.
Thirdly, his reference to the Weakest Link fits into that timeframe as well.
In spite of the spelling
The argument is valid.
Re: On what grounds do you make that claim?
Allegedly about hostages.
Factually, money for the arms sold to America's enemy were used to illegally fund Nicaraguan Contras.
Re: On what grounds do you make that claim?
But Iran was. And the US was selling guns to Iran to fund the Contras. And Congress had declared funding the Contras verboten.
You give me fever
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Goodness gracious
Great balls of fire!
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
How can we dance when our earth keeps turning?
This reminds me of what I said yesterday:
Trismegistus said:
Blargle blargle blargle Tues (?) Blargle blargle.
Can't sleep, bed's on fire
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire...
That's your correction?
Well, okay then.
Re: Thanks for the heads-up.
Deuteronomy 23:1.
Re: Obviously not.
Ride si sapis.
Re: What would you do?
I would exchange them all for a Klondike Bar.
Obviously not.
Simply the punchline.
Secrete
The Simple use of this word tells all.
Re: Interesting
Last night, there was a guy at my workplace whose cologne was so strong that I was afraid to light my cigarette.
Re: Million dollar baby
Sometimes, the Jokes are so Easy.
Be warned about that.
Sometime they don't like you to go Gentile into that good night.
Re: Name one situation
Seder dinner comes to mind. Not the best time to mix dairy & meat.
Re: Million dollar baby
So donate the other 9,999,980 to charity.
I have it on good authority
That girls do not like their cervix involved in that trip to pound town.
How are you a Cougar right now?
http://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.php?fm =m&ff=5&fi=3196553
Instead of going through all the silly arguments...
Remember that all of the craziest news stories in America happen in Florida.
I have a game that I play called "Germany or Florida?" In which you need to guess which place the messed up news story came from.
That's because
Most of the time, I talk about either Jonathan Coulton, TMBG, or experimental music.
Doesn't mean I don't gots RANGE.
Re: +a lot of points
I'm disappointed in the Lounge that it took so long for this reference to pop up.
Eff Governor Jerry Brown?
But his aura smiles, and never frowns!
Re: zte merit LOW ON SPACE constantly appears
Are you sure it's SD card storage & not internal? Check the memory on both, and and probably start moving applications to the SD crad.
Sorry I lost my cool, Candall.
I don't say it a lot, but I do care a lot about you two.
*Continue
Of course.
I recommend you ciontinue not being one.
Seeing as you can't even pretend to have empathy.
Re: As opposed to that OTHER kind of monthly reminder...
Indeed she did, because I don't have a lot of stamina.
You do realize that she did respond to you?
And she was offended? And then you said that you "get it" (which you don't) and plowed back into your exciting diatribe about exercise.
Yeah, this one is an issue to me. It is literally my only button here. And you're so jazzed up about exercise that you can't even be bothered to care about it.
So, go you. You're not exactly selling me on the souls of personal trainers. Or wanna-be variants thereof.
This would be over...
If you simply recognise that you messed up, missed reading that the OP has had serious grief this year, and called the thread "Funny".
Which then OFFENDED the OP, and you have yet to apologize. Instead you said that you GET IT. I'm sure that you do, in spite of your admitted lack of knowledge of what she's talking about.
This is your legacy. And you can ask around, I never forget. Especially not about this.
Well,
if he can make blanket statements about used car salesmen, I'm OK with my blanket statements about personal trainers.
Re: Oh, great.
I would put boith on the same level, personally.
You know...
The word is spelled T-H-O-U-G-H.
Might want to keep that in your files.
One may also point out.
that your poor reading comprehension is why we're here. Revel in your day in the limelight.
Re: Oh, great.
nightwolf2369 said:
my brother-in-law is a personal trainer and I am thinking of getting my certificate as well .
Re: As large an assumption
SavageKitty said:
The only thing I can figure is grief has caused our bodies a lot of damage.
Let me just wipe my eyes from the hilarity of that statement.
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