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These are the most recent forum messages posted by Wicky:

You need
Sep 18, 2013, 2:43 PM
in the Lounge forum

A really strong rope with a really tight knot 'Round a really thick tree with some really deep roots And a really strong will to keep bound to the spot 'Til FEMA shows up in their freshly pressed suits.

Ahoy there.
Jun 21, 2013, 5:01 PM
in the Lounge forum

Right back atcha.

Re: The Lounge is specially full of life today
Jun 21, 2013, 4:56 PM
in the Lounge forum

Exemplary narrative, my fraternal relative.

Re: Wicky, I saw an ad on Craigslist for some free hardwood
Jun 17, 2013, 10:55 AM
in the Lounge forum

It was the number one cause of sexual harassment complaints before this hand-holding fad caught on.

Re: I just got my first
Jun 17, 2013, 10:43 AM
in the Lounge forum

I said damn, girl. Yeah. Yeah. You come rollin' round smoove at the top of the list 'Cause you're deep in the bliss of that wrist-to-wrist tryste Walkin' hand in hand, makin' manual love. No protection from infection like a mitten or glove. Naked fingers still linger, intermingling slyly While he's up in your palms like a cat from Hawaii. Awwwwwwwww yeah. I. Said. Damn.

Re: reach for the sky
Jun 10, 2013, 3:22 PM
in the Lounge forum

Be you some ugly troll or a lofty Adonis, There's no better catch than a hot Amazon is.

Another limerick?
May 9, 2013, 10:44 AM
in the Lounge forum

As I crept through the woods by the bay Kept on task by my guardian fae, Redead had arisen; She shouted, "Hey! Listen!" And gave my position away.

I don't have any ink,
May 9, 2013, 10:00 AM
in the Lounge forum

but I've played with the idea of getting the Hylian Crest from the Legend of Zelda series. I mean... it's 25 years strong, and that crest has a deeper meaning than some random iconography from a video game. It transcends.

Now, now.
May 8, 2013, 1:09 PM
in the Lounge forum

That's a perfectly natural reaction to all of this.

Limerick about bacon
May 8, 2013, 12:51 PM
in the Lounge forum

There lives an old man in New York Who likes to eat thinly sliced pork, And rest ye assured It's so thoroughly cured He won't have the need of a fork.

Re: Name all the things BACON should be added to
May 8, 2013, 12:38 PM
in the Lounge forum

Additional bacon.

Re: If you could
Nov 2, 2012, 4:18 PM
in the Lounge forum

-get away with a crime, what would it be? I'd put eyes in the ladies' dressing room. -punch any PS user, who would it be? Candall. -drive any car, what would it be? That one. Over there.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Aug 5, 2011, 5:06 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

I'd say that this is a completely accurate translation of what I'm saying.

Here's the thing, though.
Aug 5, 2011, 3:01 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

You asked where "The Good Book" said that, and I answered. "Jehovah" is still just as correct as "I am."

Re: Sorry I left you guys hanging without the answer.
Aug 5, 2011, 2:27 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Exodus 6:3, if memory serves. That's KJV, of course. His name is "Jehovah" just as much as it's "I Am." They're both interpretations the Hebrew text. It's weird that you'd say that it can't be "Jehovah" because "God spoke Hebrew" and then present an English phrase as the correct answer.

Sorry I left you guys hanging without the answer.
Aug 4, 2011, 4:40 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

It was "Jehovah."

What is
Aug 3, 2011, 6:19 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

God's real name?

Pop Quiz!
Aug 3, 2011, 6:05 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Just got a pop quiz from a customer regarding The Bible. ... ...I passed.

Jul 25, 2011, 6:33 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

If the baby's credit is destroyed, it won't be by me. Application denied. I don't know what these people think. You have to be 18 to start service. Did they think I'd assume it was 1910?

I just received an application
Jul 25, 2011, 6:14 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

from someone requesting phone service. Her date of birth was in April of 2010. Babies whose parents have terrible credit must all be super geniuses. Maybe I need to sign up for a few credit cards and leave my checkbook out on the front porch for a while.

Re: Funny things people say
Jul 7, 2011, 12:27 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

"eliglibiggidy." Long story.

I bet it's when
Jul 6, 2011, 5:40 PM
in the Android forum

a girl lets you search her.

Jul 6, 2011, 4:58 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

I was tempted to make that offer.

It's a shared plan.
Jul 6, 2011, 4:47 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

$129.99 for the first two, then $19.99 for lines 3-5. Her problem was that it's the same service, so she felt that all of the lines should be the same.

Just so you guys know,
Jul 6, 2011, 3:33 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

today, some lady asked me why she has to pay so much for her first two lines when the other two are only $19.99.

Jul 5, 2011, 6:54 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Did she have it turned up too loud?

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