These are the most recent forum messages posted by Wicky:
A really strong rope with a really tight knot 'Round a really thick tree with some really deep roots And a really strong will to keep bound to the spot 'Til FEMA shows up in their freshly pressed suits.
Right back atcha.
Re: The Lounge is specially full of life today
Exemplary narrative, my fraternal relative.
Re: Wicky, I saw an ad on Craigslist for some free hardwood
It was the number one cause of sexual harassment complaints before this hand-holding fad caught on.
Re: I just got my first
I said damn, girl. Yeah. Yeah. You come rollin' round smoove at the top of the list 'Cause you're deep in the bliss of that wrist-to-wrist tryste Walkin' hand in hand, makin' manual love. No protection from infection like a mitten or glove. Naked fingers still linger, intermingling slyly While he's up in your palms like a cat from Hawaii. Awwwwwwwww yeah. I. Said. Damn.
Re: reach for the sky
Be you some ugly troll or a lofty Adonis, There's no better catch than a hot Amazon is.
As I crept through the woods by the bay Kept on task by my guardian fae, Redead had arisen; She shouted, "Hey! Listen!" And gave my position away.
I don't have any ink,
but I've played with the idea of getting the Hylian Crest from the Legend of Zelda series. I mean... it's 25 years strong, and that crest has a deeper meaning than some random iconography from a video game. It transcends.
That's a perfectly natural reaction to all of this.
Limerick about bacon
There lives an old man in New York Who likes to eat thinly sliced pork, And rest ye assured It's so thoroughly cured He won't have the need of a fork.
Re: Name all the things BACON should be added to
I'll do it my way, you do it yours.
I'll be the one who's finished first. And correct.
A fourth dimension is Euclidean geometry is merely another point of data assigned to a vector.
I'll watch any show that's named after its own production cycle.
I'm trying to kick the habit again.
Every time I get the urge to rhyme, I just chew on this patch!
Re: I haven't seen it in 3D!
You'd be remiss if you failed to mention Your thoughts regarding the third dimension.
There can only be one.
That second guy needs to go.
I'm bumping it
because I don't want to not bump it.
I'm full service.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Hey, hey, hey.
BECAUSE I AM A SCOUNDREL
She's named after Bridges but brushes off trolls. Unabashedly bi 'cause that's just how she rolls. Though her "random thoughts" posts look like written Tourette's, There's no way to deny that she lives for Dudette.
I've but five minutes remaining.
My apologies to those not yet completed. Consider yourselves owed a debt that I will pay in my course.
The noose draws tight against my throat. My pants are feeling slightly tighter. I fall and stretch my length of rope... ...My colon suddenly grows lighter.
Between you and me,
it makes me a bit queasy. I would say it's fair to claim that I can't do Jerry Sandusky. Mostly because I'm over 14. Oh.
Illuminated, erudite, Keeping watch throughout the night, Awaiting time to intercede By saying, SPOILER ALERT
Re: Wait I have an even stranger one
She posts in a distinctive way Occasionally en Francaise; That language was the very same From whence she drew her floral name That speaks of honey and of petal, Then she'd test her leftist mettle. If you tempt her, wary be! She sometimes chose to play the bee.
Giving yourself a stranger
I slept upon my arm last night And now it has that special tingle; Now I'll dim my bedroom light, Pretending that I'm not still single.
He dreams of markets free and fair And speaks of womens' underwear. He sows his chaos merrily, Then ragequits temporarily.
Posting articles fanatically, He warns of woes dramatically, defends his stance emphatically, Then disappears sabbatically.
hedgehogs in love
These spiky little childhood friends Thought to take things past "platonic." Sadly, though their romance ends: She finds out why they call him "sonic."
Re: In one hour I will
You see it coolly sitting there, All sleek and smooth and debonaire, And then without a single care It starts to tongue its derierre.
I once upon a slow meander Came upon a salamander. I asked him how to "salamand." He said, "lop off thy dextral hand. "Only then you'll understand "Should it regenerate as planned."
Training day fades away
They prep you with a month of training, Leaving out some certain facts: You spend your work day entertaining Threats of your demise by axe.
ferrets in the bathtub
Getting them in there can be such a pain, But their flexible backs really clean out the drain.
The local baker thought it best To decorate her cakes with zest, But though it made her patrons ill, They can't say that it lacked a peel.
An angry red blister was proof that he kissed her, And now he's in deep 'cause he's dating her sister!
A whispering breeze rings through the trees.
It asks for rhyme time. Give up a subject. The stranger the better.
Re: Texas town allows teachers to carry concealed guns
The most effective sort of lesson Comes from misters Smith and Wesson; The pain of suffering education: Far less harsh than ventilation.
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