User: Admiral_Ackbar
These are the most recent forum messages posted by Admiral_Ackbar:
Re: Out of my mind
Watching too much RayWilliamJohnson, man... :lol:
Re: Broken record statement.
typical customer:
"Wha chu mean I can't get a free iPhone?!
I HAVE BEEN A LOYAL CUSTOMER FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS AND I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT OR ELSE I'M GONNA CANCEL ALL MY ACCOUNTS HERE (..only has one account..) AND YOU WILL BE SORRY!!!!"
WHAT?!
Me: What can I help you with, sir?
Cust: What?
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT?!
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT!!
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT!!
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT!!
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT!!
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT!!
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT!!
Me: What?
Cust: WHAT!!...
This conversation may or may not be real. :lol:
What name will it/Android be after I: Ice Cream Sandwich?
Any ideas? :paranoid:
I'm thinking either Jello or Jelly donut or heck, Jack-O-Lantern?
What about K?
Key Lime Pie, anyone?
Re: System down
My system is up right now! If ya know what I mean... :D
Welcome aboard the Titanic.
Enjoy your stay on the D Deck... 8O
Why am I NOT surprised that....
this suit was filed in California?? :roll:
"Don't do it."....
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Admiral Ackbar speaks:
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Are there ANY File-Sharing apps?
Are there any File-Sharing apps for Android like there are for the PC? Anything like Limewire/Soulseek/MP3RocketPro/eDonkey/eMule, etc? Any similar programs for the smartphones?
Thanks..
Re: Why Why Why
Because said person will appear less DUMB with a SMART phone! :lol:
Cool PA License Plate
Saw a guy pulling into a Verizon store's parking lot yesterday and his Pennsylvania License plate read:
"ANDROID"
Cool story, bro.
That's all I got.. :(
Re: Do customers
Cust: "That there free phone, izzat a goo'fone?"
Me: "No it's not it's a piece of **** NOW GTFO!!!!" :evil:
:lol:
Re: Hey, guess what?
"YO SON CAN YALL GIMME DAT DERE HOT JAWN YOUS GUYS GOTS OVER IN THIS BITCH?! FOR FREE!!!"
"YALL GOTTA WHAT? RUN MAH CREDIT?! PSSSHHHH FORGETCHYALL..."
ARRRRGGGHHH! More iPhone nonsense!
So, I'm driving my co-worker to work this morning. By the way, her and I work in Insurance, not the Wireless industry...
I can't help but overhear her talking out her neck on her phone- quite loudly- about the iPhone..
"You got Sprint? Yeah I got Sprint too. They comin' out wit da iPhone 5? Yeah I went to da store da other day and da girl there showed me a picture of the iPhone 5 ...
Yeah, well..
Yeah, well my brother's friend has a sister who's baby-daddy is 1/2 cousins with a friend of an old boss's momma whose cat was owned by a lady who works next door to someone who used to work for Sprint who heard thru the grapevine that the iPhone was coming soon....
:o :lol: :D
Rearrange the keys on the keyboard....
..so that it spells out SWEAR WORDS for the noobs who share your desk when you're not there. This only works on the non-flat style keyboards. I've done it before. :lol:
Just take a key or a small screw driver, flick out the original key and move 'em around, press the new key in and press down until it *clicks*. :wink:
Re: YOU REALLY DONT KNOW IF I CHANGED MY PLAN
Was the customer a woman, by chance? /;|
Re: i'm screwed.
Nice knowin' ya! :(
Oh wow...
It's amazing!
It's almost as if...the RIM designer-team has run out of ideas.. it only looks like every other Blackberry out there.. :roll:
I'm surprised nobody's said...
LOUNGE TALK, SUCKA!!
:D
"This form I gotta fill out has some stuff on it, like Name, address, phone number"...
With a couple lines underneath it...
What am I supposed to put there?"
True story.
Re: Bets Name Ever!!
I got one yesterday:
Customer's name was, get this:
Mrs. Pho Qiu 8O
Think about it. :wink:
Re: This is how 98% of my calls are going today...
Hahaha FAIL! :lol:
I'm starting to realize that EVERYONE who calls in to me ticks me off somehow...
:roll:
:(
1. If you're rude or nasty, threaten me, or scream in my ear, I AUTOMATICALLY hate you!
2. If you're too chipper or too happy, I think that there must be something wrong with you.
3. If you speak too slowly, I remember that I hate stupid people.
4. If you talk like you know more than me or are better than me, I wish for you to go fall off a cliff.
5. If ...
This is how 98% of my calls are going today...
Me: Thank you for calling [xxxxx], how can I help you?
Cust: I'm, uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.....calling about, ummmmmmmm....this uhhhhhhh...letter? I got in the, uhhhhhhhhhhhh... mail? today??! It says uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh...something here about........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait a minute, I hafta go, ummmmmm, get it..... *5 minutes of papers rustling and being pushed and thrown about in the background*
After the 25th call like this I want to bang my head into the wall repeatedly..
Air Horn
Wouldn't it be cool if you could bring in an air horn into the call center and just blow the hell out of it at random?
Or whenever does something stupid?
Or...
"Thank you for calling.. *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!!!* ..How can I help you?!" :D
People who frustrate me when verifying their account.
So, alot of times at my job I will ask for the person's name to bring up their account.
It really, REALLY, frustrates me, when some people do this:
Me: Ok, can I have your name, please?
Cust: Yes, it's Joe. Spelled 'J-O-E'
Me: *waiting*...... /;| ......
Me: And your last name??
Cust: Gastiglionattiosphereospotshipshere.......... .
Me: *waiting, again....* (notice how the cust does NOT spell the last name, the most confusing last name you've probably ever heard)..
Me: Can you spell ...
UGH!!! TGIF, maybe, buuut....
I'm tired, hungry, thirsty, horny, and pissed off... I REEEEALLY don't want to be here today (at work that is), and there are already TOO many freakin' calls in cue!! :evil:
Re: Jobs' Letter to Apple's Board of Directors
That would have been so full of Win! :lol:
Re: Can they all just stop?
Dude, I couldn't agree with you more.
This is getting friggin' ridiculous.
Re: Was watching MTV the other day...
I see, Jamster is still at that crap?
They were doing that back in the day when I worked for T-Mobile Customer service between 2004-2005. I can't tell you how many angry moms and dads would call up and say their kids would never EVER do something like that, and "YOU TAKE THOSE CHARGES OFF RIGHT NOW!"
Riiiiiiight. :lol:
Re: Our cafeteria got closed down for good. New snack machines were installed...
Just a regular old Pepsi machine. Can't really go wrong with that..
Re: is it...
Greetings, Tim the Enchanter!
:lol:
Our cafeteria got closed down for good. New snack machines were installed...
...to carry food like what the cafeteria offered.
Within one day. ONE DAY!!! 3 out of the 4 NEW machines broke down.
The new coffee machine was using cold water, not hot.
The new frozen food machine stopped taking dollar bills.
The Coke/Sandwich machine got all jammed up. Sandwiches (again, new items) were put on the top line of the snack machine. The sandwiches were too FAT so that when someone bought them and they proceeded to drop down, ...
Re: Go Apple
Yeah, Go Apple... Go to a hot firey place down below!! :twisted:
Don't ever get a "Written Warning"
So, really early this month I got a written warning because I wasn't selling enough, wasn't performing up to the "goal" for X amount of months in a row.
The last 2 weeks I've stepped up my game, blew a hole out the box, and my scorecard now warrants a $525.00 bonus.
So just out of curiosity I remember that warning letter I got before, and ask my boss about it. Turns out that because I am on a 30-day ...
Re: Ambidextrous
Ummm maybe he has NO HANDS?!! :o
Re: Why is Raikan banned?
All of them??? :(
Dude just hung up on me.
Ok, so this is kinda shop-talk related, I say 'kinda' because I no longer work in the wireless industry (used to), I now work in insurance.
So, I do customer service, and we are required to sell X-amount of AARP memberships per month.
The department I work in has low call volume, so each membership we sell has alot of "weight" to it.'
This dude calls in, I take care of his billing issue, my computer prompts me to ask him to ...
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